Smaldren

Group of toddlers or large groups of children. Especially relevant if they are screaming brats, but can be used in positive manner also. Sounds like cauldron - which is were screaming brats should be.

Argh smaldren everywhere, lets get out of here!!!!

by auzkiwi July 13, 2016

Saldoming

When you take a shit under the carpet and wrap it around your dick then jerk off to fortnite animated porn.

Bruh, I heard Josh was SALDOMING at his grandmas

by cotKruntch February 12, 2018

scaldy

ls used to describe a selfish person who doesn't share. Also used to describe something of extremely poor quality.

This tea is scaldy, make another cup for me.

Ya scaldy bastard! You could give me more of that cake!

by Jimmy The Saint May 23, 2006

saldon

To bring light anywhere you go

When saldon came over, my day became lighter

by Selena bran May 20, 2018

spalding

The term coined when a man rubs one out into his lovers eyes whilst she/he sleeps. The semen then hardens as the lover sleeps blissfully unaware of the surprise waiting for her/him when they awake.

The term "spalding" originated from an unknown source, but has become a popular name for this most beloved of sexual pranks.

Matt jizzed into Doug's eyes whilst he was sleeping. The next morning, Doug awoke to find that he couldn't open his eyes. Trying to remove the crispy and slightly sticky residue from around his eyes, his fingers and face got all gunked up.

Matt gave Doug a very nice spalding last night after a lovers tiff!

by Jam-Master Jay March 13, 2008

Spalding Hall

Spalding Hall is a building at UHM. By acting lost and trying to find Spalding Hall, the phrase "Excuse me, can you direct me to spalding hall?" quickly became the lamest pickup line ever.

{the scene: Saturday, midday. Carrying stuff from the store, obvious heading back to dorms.}

Me: Chino, check out that girl up there, she's pretty fine, eh?

{girl is hot, but obviously older and she is clearly standing closely/clinging onto a guy that is her boyfriend}

Chino: yeah.

{walk past girl, chino stops}

Chino: excuse me, can you direct us to spalding hall?

Girl: ....Uhhh? Spalding...umm, I don't know. Maybe you could ask the bookstore?

Chino: Nah, I'll just keep on wandering!

{Girl looks confused, Chino continues walking.}

Me: what.

by piro August 26, 2004

Scaldy-Face

when you shit and cum on someones face and it makes a brown mixture with lumps in it which resembles a black man/woman with blisters due to being burnt

I gave my girlfriend a Scaldy-Face last night and she looked like a sun burnt missy elliot

by y222222hello October 2, 2006