by The Smarty farty 420 January 25, 2022
Get the Anglo saxophone mug.Tenor Saxophone (Shiny curve boi) - The best instrument that exists and ever will exist. Just low enough to get those fat rich notes and just high enough to grab the audience's attention for a sick solo.
Tenor Saxophonist - The super cool person that plays the best instrument ever and is super chill about it even when adoring fans flock them and ask to touch their instrument. Social and a bit competitive, but not egotistical, unlike other saxophonists COUGH ALTOS COUGH
All saxophonists are prone to play jazz songs and random licks at rehearsal. It's our nature. Don't blame us.
Tenor Saxophonist - The super cool person that plays the best instrument ever and is super chill about it even when adoring fans flock them and ask to touch their instrument. Social and a bit competitive, but not egotistical, unlike other saxophonists COUGH ALTOS COUGH
All saxophonists are prone to play jazz songs and random licks at rehearsal. It's our nature. Don't blame us.
Person 1: Did you hear that amazing tenor saxophone solo???
Person 2: I KNOW, so SMOOTH!!!
Alto Sax Player: I don't know what you guys are talking about.
Person 2: I KNOW, so SMOOTH!!!
Alto Sax Player: I don't know what you guys are talking about.
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Your mom is terrible at the Rusty Trombone! She gave me something I had to add to Urban Dictionary! I call it a Rusty Saxophone. My balls hurt so fucking bad.
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Get the Rusty Saxophone mug.The man takes the saxophone and puts the end of the bell inside her. Continuing to play melodic tunes causing her to orgasm a great loud yell. Best note choice is b flat or a high c.
by hcfootballstar80 August 13, 2017
Get the dirty saxophone mug.The only instrument that Kurt was good at playing. It was only a one note solo, but it was a note that everyone was dying to hear.
This instrument is usually synonymous with doing a bunch of heroin (however not required.) The first necessary step is putting a shotgun in your mouth (make sure it is loaded,) pull the trigger, and splattering your brains all over the wall.
This instrument is usually synonymous with doing a bunch of heroin (however not required.) The first necessary step is putting a shotgun in your mouth (make sure it is loaded,) pull the trigger, and splattering your brains all over the wall.
That girl is a worthless bitch. The only thing beneficial she could do for society is to go play the Kurt Cobain Saxophone.
by DCMETALHEAD June 11, 2007
Get the kurt cobain saxophone mug.A good instrument to play, not to big, not to small either. The neck strap can become somewhat annoying at points. Overall it's a good saxophone to play and it makes a great tone. When played with others it can have a great melody and harmony, overall it is a good instrument for a band and people think their instruments are better than you but it's all lies. The Alto Saxophone will always be the best instrument!! :)
by Anoys May 29, 2019
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