Ready Salted

The dry, salty taste of a recently used vagina, leaving a tingly feeling on the lips.

I know Debbie has been keeping busy after going down on her and tasting nothing but ready salted.

by Wafflehoff June 4, 2016

Samuel Slater Middle School

A ghetto ass school where there are mad fights, the library teacher got some hot ass breath, the ela teacher can’t stfu about her stupid son, the gym teachers tell us to walk laps and do planks while they sit there and eat mcdonald’s, and this dumb blonde bitch thinks she runs the school. The food is ASS and the school is dirty🤚🏽

Friend: Hey what school you go to
Me: Samuel Slater Middle School
Friend: Damn that’s tufff

by slaterkid—101 December 1, 2019

Upper Decker Blumpkin AC Slater

This act requires both a male and female to perform. A male takes a crap in the upper tank of the toilet while performing a delicate balancing act, and getting his cock sucked, as the female takes a crap on the toilet facing the wrong direction. Much like how AC Slater sits in a chair when he's at the Maxx.

I got my girlfriend so drunk that I was actually able to convince her to perform the Upper Decker Blumpkin AC Slater with me while my buddy hid in the closet and video taped the performance!

by GivinHer TheBusiness December 30, 2007

Salsero

Someone who really likes salsa i.e. a "salsa head".

He loves every salsa. He's such a salsero.

by el bung September 2, 2010

Salerno

An exotic last name only really supremely talented, magnificently cool people have. Most with this surname received it after coming over on a boat from Italy or whereever the fuck, and meeting some lazy jerk at Ellis Island, shit went down like this:

Quotes:
From "The Sopranos: Stage 5 (#6.14)" (2007)
Phil Leotardo: Leonardo was a great Italian and that was our name originally, Leonardo. But many years ago, when my grandpa came over from Sicily, they changed it at Ellis Island from Leonardo to Leotardo.
Boy #3: Why'd they do that for?
Phil Leotardo: Because they're stupid, that's why. And jealous. They disrespected a proud Italian heritage, and named us after a ballet costume.
girl raises her hand
Phil Leotardo: Marissa.
Girl #2: That's for modern. In ballet, you wear tutus.
Boy #2: It doesn't make a difference.
Phil Leotardo: That's right, it doesn't.

See, everyone has always been jealous of Italians with their Italian heritage which is further proof that Salerno is the best last name in history in addition to being the name of an Italian city.

Salerno hit the fucking ball next time.

by Ciao Ciao March 1, 2009

pulled a Slater

To quit your job by telling a customer what you really think, and saying “It’s been great” as you make your exit. The exit may or may not include an emergency chute and 2 beers.

After the obnoxious man came back and threw his order on the counter shouting at me, I picked up his drink and threw it in his face, started eating his dessert, and yelled “It’s been great” as I walked away. I basically pulled a Slater on his ass.

by t4r185 August 11, 2010

Salkerny!

Pronounced (Sal-ker-nee)

A bastardized version of "sorry".

A variation of "sorry", used to humiliate someone after a victory.

A stronger, more intimidating use of the word "sorry"

I just beat you again in Madden football, SALKERNY!

I heard you got a speeding ticket, SALKERNY!

Greg just insulted Jim and said "salkerny"!

by cheeks1128yahoo February 10, 2010