You're sailing blud!

What to say to security when they hijack your car in search of drugs

Security* - "Get the F*CK out the car so we can search it you crack 'edz!"

Mandem* - "WTF You're sailing blud!"

by Rosco Wiv A Crossbow May 2, 2009

garage sailing

You attach a huge-ass sail to your garage on a windy day and try to
out run the cops.

I wiped out when we went garage sailing and snapped my dick.

by soop-kitchin maneiack August 26, 2003

garage sailing

To sail in your garage.

Holy shit Bill! Look at the garage!

by Scooter August 25, 2003

smooth sailing

adj.
The lack of teeth dragging during fellatio.

"That bitch was smooth sailing!"

"She wasn't smooth sailing and now I'm not going to be able to fuck for two months!"

"That homeless bum can smooth sail all night for some crack."

by C Witt July 23, 2008

Home sailing

A portmanteau of "home free" and "smooth sailing". It means the same thing as its component words: the rest is easy.

Oh really? Well after that it's really easy! It's pretty much just home sailing from there.

by SlauterHouZe101 May 3, 2011

Ass Sailing

The act of performing oral sex on a man while an object is inserted into the rectum of the one performing the oral sex.

My boyfriend loves it when I blow him, the fact that it's usually ass sailing only makes it better for both of us!

by redditperv August 24, 2012

Fire-Sailing

Burning California’s Democrat-nursery to disperse Democrat voters into red states.

Instead of gerrymandering to move the districts every ten years, we can do some Fire-sailing to move the voters whenever we want...

by SweetAtAll September 10, 2018