sadness sabbatical

When you leave work abruptly and do not return for several days due to sadness. Usually brought on by female coworkers.

Sarah hurt Bob’s feelings at work, so he left early for an unplanned sadness sabbatical. He will be back Monday.

by Offcefg June 15, 2023

factory of sadness

The Cleveland Browns Stadium. The name was given by angry fan Mike Polk who made a youtube video in which he rants about the annual losing records of the Browns.

You are a Factory of Sadness

by gregb#3 January 6, 2012

reefer sadness

Despondency related to a lack of marijuana.

A play on the phrase "reefer madness," which is originally a 1936 anti-marijuana propaganda film.

Man, last week my mom smoked all my shit, and I'm broke. I had a bad case of reefer sadness.

by KoGe August 10, 2006

Chicken Sadness

The resulting dejection and harrowing feeling of impending doom following a full course of chicken.

"I just ate a bucket of chicken and I'm really feeling the chicken sadness" -JS

by Snessej September 13, 2021

summertime sadness

1.) A state of mind where one mourns the loss of the freedoms and/or temporary relationships of summer.

2.) This song is sung by Lana Del Rey

Scenario 1:

Girl (with her head against the window)

Friend: "what's the matter? You've been like this since September."

Girl: "I don't know... I guess I just have that summertime sadness."

Friend: "I know what you mean: I wasted mine, too, and I wish I could get it back."

Scenario 2:

I got that summertime,
Summertime sadness.
S-s-summertime,
Summertime sadness.
I got that summertime,
Summertime sadness,
Oh, oh-oh-oh oh-h...

by The Quiz-Trivian-Naire October 20, 2013

Quantum Sadness

Sadness produced by watching sci-fi, superhero movies and other pop culture media blatantly misuse scientific terms and expect people not to notice or care.

"Seeing Ant-Man run through that 'quantum tunnel' filled me with quantum sadness."
Neil Degrasse Tyson's tweets correcting the scientific principles of "Interstellar" expressed severe quantum sadness.

by zgoodman August 12, 2018

soggy sadness

When you cook an oven baked frozen pizza in the microwave.

I spent Friday night enjoying some soggy sadness and beers.

by bobsicle September 9, 2019