Saddle Crotch

Another name for women with a thigh gap in which the gap is so wide she looks like a cowboy who just got off of a horse.
Ewwh! That women has major saddle crotch!
by Alambdadelta March 19, 2017
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saddle masher

A wonderfully hilarious name for one’s asshole. Synonyms: butthole, farter, turd cutter, dumper and cornhole.
Damn Bertram, Ethel was looking so hot last night, I would have crammed it in her saddle masher
by JBCB December 10, 2022
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Siamese Saddle

When you are having intercourse with a Siamese twin and one is sucking your dick while the other is eating your ass
I just did the Siamese saddle with These two twins.
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Rag Saddle

Describes a sanitary towel.
She is currently riding the rag saddle. - She is on her period.
by Colonel Spicy Weiner August 07, 2013
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back saddle

When a male has his dick in a girl while she is on top of him and giving someone else a blowjob (usally used during a threesome).
This girl was doing a back saddle last night.
by May is bae April 04, 2017
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Saddle Brook

Shithole town in New jersey consisting of idiot drivers who don't respect people, nice people who don't pay attention to anyone, and at night it becomes a raceway.

It has very strange and strict laws such as, you aren't allowed to have concrete in your yard and trees are allowed unless it offends a karen or something
by FlabbyPancakeSause October 14, 2022
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A Smooth Saddle

A Smooth Saddle- When a girl doesn't have a vagina. she has nothing, it's like a "smooth saddle." therefore; she is a smooth saddle. From the TV Show, The League.
It didn’t happen to me, but in high school, we definitely convinced a guy that his girlfriend was a smooth saddle. This went on for months. Then he finally got in her pants and came back saying, “You know, I think she is a smooth saddle.” And we were like, “Uh huh! We told you!” Then it was, like, another few weeks when he was talking to a teacher about it, and they were like, “What are you talking about?!” It was one of the greatest moments of my life.
by hmclark19 March 29, 2014
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