S.A.M.

Soft as A Motherfucker

Going S.A.M. is the opposite of going H.A.M.

Dude, I went S.A.M. in that bitch last night. SHit was awesome.

by Goin S.A.M. April 13, 2011

S a B

To "Smoke a Bowl". To partitake in smoking of marijuana, pot, weed, herb, etc.

Hey Mark! Want to smoke? Yeah! Let's S a B!

by Jorge Regula June 19, 2006

S.A.M

Sassy Ass Mouth

Uh huh that's rightt you better do that

Damnn she s.a.m'ing you

by pat b 609 August 13, 2009

S.A.L.T.

S.A.L.T.-usually used as a noun but sometimes an adjective-Sexy Adult Lady There. This phrase usually followed by a number to tell everyone what direction the woman is in. The number is the time on a clock which is used to give direction to the person or persons you are alerting.

Me-"S.A.L.T. 6"
Chad-"Oh damn that lady behind me is wicked hot"

Chad-"There must be some S.A.L.T. in the water"
Peter-"Yeah man all the girls here are smokin'."

by Mr. Badoian June 7, 2010

S.A.D (seasonal affectiveness disorder)

when a certain seasonal has dragged on too long and you become sluggish and you lose motivation to do anything.

man, winter is WAY too long. i don't feel like doing anything...even masturbating. it's quite sad that i have S.A.D.

by onlyonetime March 4, 2004

S a D

To Suck a Dick. See D Lover

Jake, why don't you just go S a D

by John December 1, 2003

S.A.M.S.H.B.A.T.S.

Super Awesome Medicinal Sunday Hangover Bacon and Tomato Sandwich.

For anyone who has every felt the pain train of a Sunday hangover after a weekend of binge drinking. There is nothing like a "Super Awesome Medicinal Sunday Hangover Bacon and Tomato Sandwich" (S.A.M.S.H.B.A.T.S.) to make someone feel better.

by Professor Brando March 9, 2010