Buttering My Biscuit

Pouring melted butter on your asshole while masturbating.

Bro, I was beating my meat last night, but I couldnt get it off till I started buttering my biscuit.

by ToxicDruid June 29, 2019

nuttering

The mutterings of a nutter or crank

See also: nutter

"...he walked off whilst nuttering
some not very nice words to me"

"So I finished the on the phone and walked back to the Hostel, sort of just nuttering to myself, "y'know, I could've sworn I was just groped by an aborigine"."

by Nupe July 24, 2004

Rittening

1. When Kyle Rittenhouse sues everyone and every organization that defamed him over 2020-21.

2. A reckoning like no other.

The great rittening of 2021, when all of media has to pay millions and apologize publically for defaming Kyle Rittenhouse.

by Does Not Matter, Never Will November 19, 2021

Rutting

fucking a fat girl or guy (especially up the ass) and doing it roughly.

Was rutting with your mum last night.

Wanna get rutting with that milf!

by DRAC250 May 25, 2009

uttering

Milking a cow or any other animal using only your mouth

The butter-wench was uttering her favorite goat when the village was raided by an invading horde of wild gypsies.

by thepeasant July 9, 2014

buttering my pancake

A term that complete idiots use to mean just kidding.

Matt: Hey chris i had sex with your mom last night
Chris: What? I thought u loved me
Matt: No i just have sex with you when i feel like it

(chris begins to cry)

Chris: Oh wait a minute your just buttering my pancake:)

by Ross the Great August 27, 2006

guttering

The act of chatting to a girl on facebook, myspace or any other site like the aformentioned and attempting to slime your way into their pants when they tell you their bored and staring at the wall. Their bored at home, alone and you know it and want to f**k them!

mike was guttering stacy on facebook the other day but she just wasnt having it...personally id rather masterbate shes pretty ugly

by Mr Humphreys September 3, 2007