Rupert

This is a small creature who is invisible. He starts whispering stuff in your brain somewhere around the age of 25. Helpful comments to the effect of "Ahh, video games and pornography again, another success for wenesday. Dad's gonna be REALLY proud now!"

"Ahh more games and hentai this time? Perfect for a weekend"

-Rupert

by BleachGirl101 November 6, 2018

Rupert R Norberry

Handcrafted ZONG from the wild outbacks of Australia. Norberry grew up in a kangaroo pouch after being throw out of a Jeep window, so that part of his life was a little crooked (hence he is a zong). The ingenious Aborigines celebrated his life by giving him his original ornamentation, which he still wears today.

Where is Rupert R Norberry today??? :/ ("confusion face")

by blahblahblah1800 July 4, 2010

Rupert's Dementia (RD)

A form of long-term delusion resulting from watching too much Fox News.

Timmy was showing signs of Rupert's Dementia (RD) when he accused president Obama of being "just like Hitler."

by jimbo92107 May 23, 2015

ruperta

usually a graduate student on the struggle bus, fixated in the oral stage of Freudian psychodynamics who is hopelessly unable to concentrate on any subject matter for more than a twenty minutes span, mostly sacrificing her social life to further engross herself in the depraved portmanteaus and neologisms coined by a professor she romanticizes as the ideal Humbert Humbert and has no desire to desecrate this foolish and mind-numbing yet strangely stimulating idolatry by knowing him on a personal level. he disseminates spiteful aspersions and scathing critiques from all subjects ranging from inmates to britney spears, treating the web as sort of burn book outlet for his insecurities and frustrations, ultimately rendering them entirely transparent to anyone he encounters. this usually consists of blasting his colleagues and roasting a particular student he harbors tremendous and nearly ludicrous amounts of disdain for, culminating into an insidious and almost pathologically projected hatred on anyone who mildly umbrages him. this is ultimately a manifestation of him redirecting the frustration toward his helpless infant son toward society at large. anyone who takes the time and reads anything he writes is instantly labeled pathetic by none other than himself, although he is clearly spared from such a label by being the one who invested the time writing such definitions.

i love ruperta, she's so dreamy.

by The-real-cobra-queen August 30, 2019

rupert lennox

He is a cute little cavalier King Charles spaniel. Very mischievous and always up to know good. He LOVES socks and stealing other peoples food. He has many many nicknames like poopy, snow pup, Ruperten and lots more

Rupert Lennox is the cutest dog you will ever see (and the naughtiest)

by Rupertlover236 February 11, 2021

Rupert

A crack head with crack head strength, his attributes are cocaine, Heroin, crack, marijuana, crushed ibuprofen and smells like, ass, piss, vodka, shit, vomit, the road after rain, and the garbage can after seafood dinner

Bro you smell like a total Rupert
I know it was a tough day in the sewers

by Swampinius Masolai November 15, 2021

Rupert's fingers

Rupert's fingers is the local name in England for a hot dog, or more occasionally a Vienna sausage.

Hey man you want some "Rupert's fingers"?
Chill and have a "Rupert's finger".

by cannnibal of fish April 27, 2022