by YeeYeeHowdyPartner July 31, 2019
rumple foreskin
noun
1.
a member of society, usually a dumbass, who when asked "what are you doing", will respond to the question with "chopping wood with my shirt off and committing tax fraud".
this person may also: talk about the McDonald's Hamburglar, play the 1982 Phil Collins song "I Don't Care Anymore" while doing a Dark Souls run, fill up bottles of piss while playing a truck driving simulator, fixate on train surfing through Sub-Saharan Africa in a coal cart while haggling with the African people.
noun
1.
a member of society, usually a dumbass, who when asked "what are you doing", will respond to the question with "chopping wood with my shirt off and committing tax fraud".
this person may also: talk about the McDonald's Hamburglar, play the 1982 Phil Collins song "I Don't Care Anymore" while doing a Dark Souls run, fill up bottles of piss while playing a truck driving simulator, fixate on train surfing through Sub-Saharan Africa in a coal cart while haggling with the African people.
"Hey, rumple foreskin, you roll dumpy blunts and your Backwoods are dumb as shit"
"Shut up dump-ass. I bet you couldn't even handle driving on the show ice road truckers"
"Shut up darsh"
"Shut up dump-ass. I bet you couldn't even handle driving on the show ice road truckers"
"Shut up darsh"
by Hunkle October 04, 2022
to fold. sometimes pussy, sometimes ass. you on that kinky stuff you like to be folded into origami paper airplanes
by rumpelstilskins lover August 21, 2020
by Ayo00oo June 17, 2023
by 10 inch May 04, 2006
Kiss my rumpled roy-al!
by jacktradewheaton October 25, 2014