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Ruben is a kind caring and sweet person who is very quiet and timid he is such a great friend
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A male name reserved for only the kindest of boys. Men named Rubens are incredibly kind and extremely friendly. They are the amazing boyfriends and make perfect husbands. With no fear of anyone's opinions, men named Rubens will pursue their dreams at all costs and talk about their passions until your ears fall off– in an endearing way. He is a nerd in a nerdy way, not a geeky way and will be upset if you don't know who directed Star Wars.
My husband Rubens is so kind, and he plays Lego Star Wars on the wii with the kids.
by LavaLampOnYourDesk June 19, 2022
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the whitest boy on the planet, although he's mexican he's whiter than the white poop on the floor from the step brothers movie. he tries to act hard but he's not, I can literally beat him up w my pinky toe. he has "so many gfs" and he thinks its a flex but its really not, he's the most embarrassing person, dont fall for him because aint nobody want a guy like him to break they corazon.
Girl 1: Rubens kinda cute...
Girl 2: dont ever say that again if you want to continue being friends
by brothaaaaa October 6, 2023
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A man of Mexican heritage that knows nothing about anything yet assumes all knowing wisdom about all subjects.
Can you believe that Ruben thinks he can heal a broken leg by doing leg lifts?
by RubenWrangler January 4, 2023
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A funny ass dude who loves to be mean to others and lie a lot!
That Ruben is not cool!
by haha! December 22, 2004
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Ruben is usually a rude as hell person, but when you get to know him they're actually very cool and nice! Rubens make you laugh lots of times and are very social. They have dark humor and aren't afraid to tell you what they want!
Ruben that wasn't an appropriate joke!
by MackLee 101 October 22, 2019
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Pulling a Ruben is a term used about men masturbating
"Hey Where are you going?"
"I'm going home to pull a Ruben"
"Oh I did that 2 hours ago"
by the cool gang April 21, 2010
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