Rowbeast

imagine a beast rowing a boat, now imagine that beast is a hideously ugly person. That is a rowbeast.

Get a load of that rowbeast over there

by mutualslumpy November 18, 2015

Swedish Rowboat

A sitting person holding a penis in each hand, oar style, and rowing furiously.

Is your mom interested in rowing the Swedish rowboat tonight for Ralph and I?

by BigityBam February 19, 2018

Swedish rowboat

A group of males texting each other porn and racist memes.

“...I had to fire the guy because he was in a Swedish rowboat in the middle of our meeting”

by TurkeyGobblerZ September 11, 2018

rowboatable

Someone lightweight enough to ride in a rowboat with, esp. on a date.

(i.e. not a fatty.)

Phyllis: Michael, I want to set you up with my friend.
Michael: Hm, what's she like? Is she rowboatable?
Phyllis: What are you asking?
Michael: I think I'm being very clear what I'm asking. Could an average sized rowboat support her without capsizing?
(pause)
Phyllis: No.
(Michael walks away, disgusted)

by Jimmy D. April 19, 2008

Bonono Rowboat

Some very fucked up shit.

dude 1: i just fucked a cat!
dude 2: fucking bonono rowboat, man..

dude 1: i look like a girl but act tough!
dude 2: bonono rowboat.. obv..

dude 1: i think lil wayne is a great rapper!
dude 2: nigga, you be all up on that bonizzle robizzle..

by Knight-Captain Awesomepants April 25, 2011

Jewish Rowboat

1. A doggy-style variant. The female is mounted from behind while the male rows her arms like a Jew in the annual Cambridge-Oxford Regatta. As co(ck)swain the female is required to exclaim "Stroke, Stroke..." to encourage the male.

Archaic: An arbitrary term describing any hetero-erotic act(s).

"I had Ashley in the Jewish Rowboat and I was sweating until the finish"

"Boy, she took it like a Jewish Rowboat"

"Hey baby, wanna sandpeddle my Jewish Rowboat?" (see sandpeddle)

by Redneck Rabbi September 25, 2011

Rowboat Heiress

A Rowboat Heiress is any girl who is next in line to acquire her fathers dredging and dock-building compant. Rowboat Heiresses always have expensive clothes, but always dress whorey to conceal their wealth. They don't want people to guess they are rich from their clothes, they want to announce it themselves. Rowboat Heiresses will often purchase expensive presents for boys that they barely know and are also known to snort the occasional line in the bathroom at school.

Wow, the Rowboat Heiress looks totally hot today in her pointy black boots, I wonder if she has any coke I could buy.

by shuanita December 8, 2004