turtle rooter

A term to describe a bodyboarder.

That turtle rooter got some sick air off the back of that bombie.

by omg i am wtf uber November 15, 2006

Roboted

When you have allocated the "robot" message tone to a contact on your iPhone.. And it goes off.

Guy:" Hey Dude, your phone just Roboted"

by Benest81 October 9, 2013

ROODED

It is a race of dogs also known as schnauzers.
Also known as little doo and dashi rup rup.

Look at that rooded over there

by dash cute May 16, 2020

Squirmy Rooters

1) A cluster of male reproductive cells, usually enhanced for viewing; Sperm when viewed closely; Semen magnified to closely resemble a creek bed full of tadpoles.

2) An invasive germ present in 99% of all male ejaculate, known to cause discomfort, bloating, and a parasitic siphoning of nutrients from the host.

Richie had the doctor perform a vasectomy, because he didn't want those squirmy rooters getting through.

by CircadianHour December 1, 2009

rectal rooter

the most bad ass porn ever invented!!!

man rectal rooter is the best damn porn ever!

by smokie mcpot March 28, 2003

cooter rooter

An individual who facilitates the expanding of a vagina (a.k.a. cooter). Expansion may occur through the use of any object, preferably an erect penis, an enclosed fist, or three or more fingers can be used. A twisting motion is best along with rapid insertion.

She was a little tight at first, but after a visit from my local cooter rooter, she opened up like a blossoming flower on a brillant spring day.

by Slasho McMurderson September 10, 2008

roofed

To be put in jail or prison for a long period of time.

Man we got picked up the other night XXX had three bricks on him. He is gonna get roofed.

by WWGH January 17, 2011