the ronan

The act of getting a woman to go to bed with you but fucking it up by revealing the size of your small penis or saying something so embarrassing that the woman leaving.

I heard John got layed last night.

No, he did the ronan

Ah better look next time

by bolingollimbombo February 4, 2017

Ronaning

verb
ronaning, ronaned, to ronan
to blow something out of proportion; to be "apeoidic"

Why'd you kill my dog bro? Stop ronaning! It was just rock paper scissors!

by Fracklebanger June 15, 2021

ronan

A sexual harasser that is paler than a frozen chicken pot pie

All girls and boys and non-binarys: “I hate Ronan”

by pus$$y cat fairy December 11, 2021

Saoirse Ronan

her acting *chefs kiss* we stan a queen who's been nominated for 4 Academy Awards despite the fact that she's only 26. She, timothee chalamet, and director greta gerwig are the ultimate hollywood power thruple. N E WHO STAN SAOIRSE RONAN FOR CLEAR SKIN.

my mom: omg the actress in Ladybird is amazing!
me: of course she's amazing, she's saoirse ronan.

by timotheechalamet'scumsock April 14, 2020

Ronan Connors

Extremely stinky who gets no friends. He wants to smash Minecraft cheeks even though they have hairy thighs. Likes to ask what your favorite color is and sit in the corner cuddling a teddy bear.

Peter- “ what is that smell”
Swan- “ must be Ronan Connors”

by 420WankSauce February 13, 2019

Saoirse Ronan

A 15 year old Irish actress who has won several awards.

Saoirse Ronan-no example

by skywarn August 2, 2009

Ronan Hour

Similar to a baker's dozen but for time. A ronan hour is a time period of 45 minutes.

"Ok, looking forward to seeing you in a about a ronan hour"

by LemonySnickets April 17, 2019