the ronan

The act of getting a woman to go to bed with you but fucking it up by revealing the size of your small penis or saying something so embarrassing that the woman leaving.

I heard John got layed last night.

No, he did the ronan

Ah better look next time

by bolingollimbombo February 04, 2017

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Ronaning

verb
ronaning, ronaned, to ronan
to blow something out of proportion; to be "apeoidic"

Why'd you kill my dog bro? Stop ronaning! It was just rock paper scissors!

by Fracklebanger June 16, 2021

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ronan

A sexual harasser that is paler than a frozen chicken pot pie

All girls and boys and non-binarys: “I hate Ronan”

by pus$$y cat fairy December 12, 2021

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Saoirse Ronan

her acting *chefs kiss* we stan a queen who's been nominated for 4 Academy Awards despite the fact that she's only 26. She, timothee chalamet, and director greta gerwig are the ultimate hollywood power thruple. N E WHO STAN SAOIRSE RONAN FOR CLEAR SKIN.

my mom: omg the actress in Ladybird is amazing!
me: of course she's amazing, she's saoirse ronan.

by timotheechalamet'scumsock April 15, 2020

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Ronan Connors

Extremely stinky who gets no friends. He wants to smash Minecraft cheeks even though they have hairy thighs. Likes to ask what your favorite color is and sit in the corner cuddling a teddy bear.

Peter- “ what is that smell”
Swan- “ must be Ronan Connors”

by 420WankSauce February 13, 2019

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