The most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is absolutely adorable, and a tsundere. He seems really hard on the outside but is so soft on the inside. Don't be fooled by his cool exterior and don't take his insults seriously.
Riley is the love of my life.
by kittnbabx April 3, 2019

Riley is a person who thinks there the funniest person in the room, he will stop at nothing to make you laugh. He Has a great personality usually he’s peaceful but get him mad and he’ll tear your head off. He is a good listener and is loyal to his friends. He has a way with girls but will have no chance of keeping them, for us is annoying and will get rejected for a more athletic guy.
Wow did you just here Riley, his terrible joke was retarded
Oh my gosh Riley is so cool but so annoying
Oh my gosh Riley is so cool but so annoying
by Muh Mike January 22, 2019

He is a short little goblin that knows where you live and will rip out your ankles when he finds you.
(person 1) Hey, be careful, I was told that there was a Riley lurking around town.
(person 2) *fucking dies because Riley took their ankles*
(person 2) *fucking dies because Riley took their ankles*
by thinec December 28, 2021

A supercomputer, if you see one, run away. He will explode your brain with all of the information that his mainframe holds. He can single handedly take over the world.
by Fireblitz__ January 30, 2023

by Ty is a scurvy dog June 6, 2018

Riley is person who will change your life once you get to know them, some people may not see his real side, because you have to be close to him. Once you do though you will realize that he is amazing, silly, intelligent, blonde, an amazing lisener, friendly, blue eyes, has good sense of humour, self-deprecating, about 5"10 and prone to being grandiose, and that's only a small amount of his qualities. Common nicknames for Riley would be; Blondy, Hunny, Hunie, Honnie, baby. This person will put people he cares about before him and is always willing to help others, but that doesn't mean he'll let people walk all over him, a Riley is a good listener, and will be there for you through thick and thin. He is a try hard (a good version) and doesn't like to admit it, you will definitely notice how much your life improve if you have a Riley in it.
by ××Shorty×× December 6, 2018
