dead heat in a zeppelin race

What the chest of a girl with huge tits looks like.

Tina's chest looks like a dead heat in a zeppelin race.

by Jason Spencer April 3, 2004

race the lizard

when a male uses his hand to jack off

He got so excited thinking about his girlfriend cheating on him with his best friend that he had to race the lizard.

by yorrick hunt January 9, 2009

Cookie Race

When several people put a cookie in between their butt cheeks while fully nude, (Jock straps ARE acceptable) and race down a field. The losers must eat their cookie. If it falls out, it also must be eaten.

The best technique is to squeeze the cheeks together to insure full stability. This can also be risky, because if you lose it makes your cookie taste like ass even more

cat 1:"yall foolin if you bout to eat dat cookie from yo ass cheeks!"

cat 2:i loss my cookie race tho dode so i gots to eat it! sheeet!

by BC90 November 22, 2010

The Race

A song that semi-famous rapper Tay-K made in 2017. Basically talked about him being a criminal, him killing people, and running from the police. It may seem like just a rap, but in reality it was basically a confession because he actually was a criminal and did kill a person. He also made the song while he was on the run from the po-po.

To make a long story short, he tried doing the race against the cops, failed, and is now serving a 55 year prison sentence. He’s already done 3 so far, but he’ll probably have been in there for more years if you’re reading this in the future.

“Fu-Fu-Fu-Fu-Fuck a beat I was tryna beat a case

But I ain’t beat that case, bitch I did the race”

-the race by tay k

by nlolhere July 14, 2020

Great American Race

A tournament which includes teams of 3, a 30 case of beer, an 1/8 of weed, a large pizza, and a 500 piece puzzle. First team to finish all 4 wins!

It is important that all supplies are from the same place
i.e pizza from the same hut
weed from the same dealer
same brand of beer
same puzzle
otherwise others might have an unfair advantage.

All team members must start attempting to finish all obstacles at the same time. For instance, you cannot finish the puzzle then start drinking. Or have one team member focus on smoking and another on eating.

Have fun!!

I'm competeting in the Great American Race tonight. If I die, tell my mother I love her.

by magatron February 9, 2009

Racey Special

Purposely not eating all day so you are able to get drunk off of 1 beer

Cameron: Why is emily so drunk already
Taylor: oh she pulled a racey special
Aidan: yeah she hasn't eaten all day
Cameron: Oh i didn't either, I love the racey special

by Busch Light Virus February 14, 2020

Horsemen Race

Horsemen Races are when owners/trainers/jockeys conspire together so they all can win money and the fans all lose money. These are usually found in the first three races at any horse racing track in the world.

DX: Say there TT..who do you like in the first race at Pigplex?

TT: I'm not betting that race..it is a horsemen race. You cant, win, why, even, try,

DX: Well said.

by Andymays January 28, 2012