Retrosexual

Someone who does it 'old school'

That bloke doesn't have his eyebrows threaded and he isn't even wearing his hair in a bun...
Yeah that because he's a retrosexual, not a moisturising wet wipe

by Duttbag August 9, 2019

Retroity

Our lord and savior who is undercover as a twitch streamer, epic gamer, discord and youtube mod, a meme lord 420, and a proud Texan.

Are you a proud of the Church of Retroity

by OkWasTaken November 2, 2020

retrosexual

Someone who has sex with past sexual partners. A guy who has sex with his ex-girlfriends on a more or less regular basis may be considered a retrosexual.

"Whoa, Patrick is such a retrosexual, all he does is have sex with his ex-girlfriends!"

by n00m September 14, 2008

Retrosexual

Term used to define a heterosexual male who listens to 1980's Synthpop music that, all though mainstreem at the time, is labelled "gay". A retrosexual is usually a fan of atleast one of the following bands: Duran Duran, Depeche Mode, Thompson Twins, Information Society, Tears For Fears, Culture Club, joy division, new order, etc.Also known to hum the mainstream madonna hits. Excuses for this include too much exposure to MTV at a young age, young mother, older sister, or "good taste in music".

Just because i listen to depeche mode doesn't mean i'm gay. Dude, I'm a retrosexual, ask your sister.

by Djduckie August 31, 2005

Retrosexual

Someone who is so inlove with hype shoes and 3rd and 4th retros that seem to forget the about og's and first retros because of new more shitty quality hyped retros. exspecially jordans of the 2011-2012 era.

Fred:Peep these Og concords i got on i love them
Andrew: EW! those are old yellowed i got the new retros that just dropped in december
Fred:But..,
Andrew:Not only that they have a blue icey sole
Fred: There nice but nothign compared to og's
Andrew: But ther icey
Fred: your sucha Retrosexual

by ben jackson April 27, 2012

Retrostasis

To be stuck in the 1980's through early 1990's time period.

Guy 1: Dude, that's radical! That reminds me so much of Mega Man II. Speaking of which, want to play it? It's in the back along with my NES, SNES and Sega.

Guy 2: Man, I am so glad you are still in retrostasis. Let's pop it in!

by Youngclassic November 18, 2011

Retrosexual

A person who doesn't dress,talk or act gay, but has gay, retro 50's qualities.

On Friends, isn't Matthew Perry so... well, retrosexual?

by Andrew Cotter October 9, 2007