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retardando

god kes, you are such a retardando!
by kookoo May 10, 2006
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retard retardant

a retarded friendship that keeps normal boring unweird okay mentally sane alright unswag people away
Zahyra your retard retardant means you can’t make any friends!
by swagmasterskuxxdelux March 22, 2019
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Jeff Reardon

verb
The act of owing someone $3.16, Jeff 'The Terminator' Reardon's career ERA.

Noun
Any male born in the year 1979.
(1.) Yo, bitch, you owe me a Reardon and a Tony Pena. Shit.

(2.) Hey baby, you're a Virgo? I'm a Reardon. Maybe we should bone.
by Wade_Boggs June 24, 2005
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Flame Retardant

A person with "special needs" who is also gay.
Tard #1: "Did you hear about Chuck? He came out of the closet!"
Tard #2: (makes random noises) "...and I thought I was the only Flame Retardant!" (burps)
by KC MasterBeast July 2, 2011
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retardeder

shut up, you're SO retardeder than me!
by someone January 12, 2005
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flame retardant

Person or object used by males to block advances from memebers of the same sex.
I had to go to a gay bar with my friend Christopher the other night so I invited my friend Laura to go and pretend to be my girl friend and act as a Flame Retardant.
by SI_ex_pat February 8, 2010
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Retardament

Obstacle, usually mental, that hinders thinking and the thought process.
He failed to finish the exam because he could not overcome his retardaments
by mbmb111 January 18, 2009
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