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Retail Epilepsy

The paralysis and stunned expression one sees on the faces of those who have waited too long for their obligatory Holiday shopping and find themselves faced with a crush of advertising fueled retail zealots at the 11th hour.
#1: "Dude snap out of it we've got to get it over with."

#2: (shaking head and blinking eyes) "Sorry man; just had a fit of Retail Epilepsy when I saw that line and all those people."
by barec2 December 23, 2011
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Retail car-bomb

Drinking an entire can of Monster, then taking a shot of 5-Hour Energy.
Jon was tired from a long night drinking, so when he got to work, he had himself a retail car-bomb.
by Dart1138 July 15, 2011
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Retail Vigilante

Clerks or customer service staff who lecture customers about purchases they don't believe are good for them.
That retail vigilante just told me I was putting myself in danger because a lot of candy during pregnancy can cause diabetes.
by ashleyandme July 1, 2012
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retail loss prevention

When someone steals in a store. Whether or not it is a worker or a shopper
The school store had a retail loss but the manager is creating a retail loss prevention group retail lossprevention
by smartdefinitions 10003430 December 13, 2017
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retail_roc

Retail_roc is a f*cking god

And sells better than all asains
by Jesus the lord November 24, 2019
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retail bros

Exuberant small short term investors in the stock market that pursue get-rich-quick dreams. Dumb small time investors filled with with a passionate intensity of a sports better., and the brains of a bubble head.
The retail bros are on the move, investing so much in duds that the worst possible investments work for those that by low and quickly sell high, but a bust for long term investors.
by mlhiss June 15, 2020
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retail lunch

its when you can't have a peaceful lunch, and instead you have an anxiety filled lunch, because you have to watch the store and there's no one else to watch it for you either because its busy or you're alone that day and you have to stop eating every time a customer walks up to your store.
"Oh sh** I'm hungry, please don't let there be too many customers during my retail lunch" 😞
by Young talk September 2, 2020
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