Buying a new product identical to one you just broke, and returning the old one in the new product box.
Often used when a product breaks just outside of the warranty period, or if one loses a receipt.
Person 1: "Man, I can't believe my GoPro broke after just two months!"
Person 2: "Go buy the same one at Best Buy, put the old one in the box, and return it for a full refund!"
Person 1: "Great idea! I'll return it at a different Best Buy to be safe!"
Often used when a product breaks just outside of the warranty period, or if one loses a receipt.
Person 1: "Man, I can't believe my GoPro broke after just two months!"
Person 2: "Go buy the same one at Best Buy, put the old one in the box, and return it for a full refund!"
Person 1: "Great idea! I'll return it at a different Best Buy to be safe!"
by MattLauer April 15, 2017
Get the Chinese Return mug.When your IQ lowers due to an encounter with an individual who is low in intelligence, also can be referred to as "second hand autism".
"God I think I got second hand retardation after talking to that dumbass!"
"Dude I saw you talking to Rawny, be careful! You may get secind hand retardation after conversing with that vegetable!"
"I think I fell victim to second hand retardation I can feel my brain cells killing themselves!"
"Dude I saw you talking to Rawny, be careful! You may get secind hand retardation after conversing with that vegetable!"
"I think I fell victim to second hand retardation I can feel my brain cells killing themselves!"
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Either an error at the end of an email, instead of 'Kind regards' or, as its preferred option, to put a not so subtle dig across to the idiot you are currently dealing with.
by Willybobo January 12, 2012
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Get the gay retard mug.Nonsense technobabble used in a production context.
Reticulating splines started off as an in-joke at Maxis and grew to fame with the widespread popularity of The Sims. While it does have a "real" meaning, this definition isn't actually correct in the context of its use. It's really a programming joke.
Reticulating splines is essentially filler. Don't want to describe what's holding up the program? It's reticulating splines. Why isn't the Internet working? The splines aren't reticulated. Heck, don't want to explain your calculus assignment? We're reticulating splines this week.
See also processor gremlins for the computer hardware equivalent.
Reticulating splines started off as an in-joke at Maxis and grew to fame with the widespread popularity of The Sims. While it does have a "real" meaning, this definition isn't actually correct in the context of its use. It's really a programming joke.
Reticulating splines is essentially filler. Don't want to describe what's holding up the program? It's reticulating splines. Why isn't the Internet working? The splines aren't reticulated. Heck, don't want to explain your calculus assignment? We're reticulating splines this week.
See also processor gremlins for the computer hardware equivalent.
by ndm13 April 21, 2015
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Tyler isn't the same after weeks of no sex ended with his girlfriend inducing him with the Retarded Nut
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Lillian: Yo man, I just retrofarted to save you from my wicked SBD.
Lillian: Yo man, I just retrofarted to save you from my wicked SBD.
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