Restard

Restard is a composite word of "restart" and "retard."

Restard is when your computer has a fatal error and you have to forcibly restart it.

The stupid thing restarded three times last night.

by Damscot April 3, 2011

Slip Restaurant

The best band in the tri-planet area.

Slip Restaurant is da bomb

by Luke Costanza May 22, 2003

Restaurant Whore

a person who primarily goes on dates for the sole purposes of obtaining a free meal. Depending on the price of said restaurant this person call also be referred to restaurant, skank or restaurant hoe.

Girl: last week, he took me too McDonald's, Applebees, and Chili's and tomorrow we are going to RED LOBSTER.

Girl #2: Hmm, someone sounds like a real restaurant whore!

Girl # 1 Jealous??

Girl # 2 (sarcastically) of Red Lobster, of course. I loves me some imitation crabmeat!

by MEAN MINA NYC September 23, 2010

Restartded

A person who is so dumb, they almost restarted their computer because a web page wouldn't load

A: "The website was down for a bit."
B: "Really? I thought it was my internet, I almost restartded my computer!"
A: "What's that? "Restartded"? Is that because you're so dumb that you almost restarted your whole computer?"

by ZedWhore April 14, 2014

Restitate

To relax with eyes closed while sitting in a meditating position.

I was too tired, anxious and wired to full-on meditate, so I decided to just close my eyes and restitate

by ToastNY May 5, 2018

restaurant in peace

Saying dedicated to the deceased man who invented autocorrect.

“The man who invented autocorrect just died, restaurant in peace.”

by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021

restaurant back

When your back is as hard a cutting board, from working in a restaurant.

Man! My restaurant back is killing me today. I need to see a chiropractor, or get a new job!

by Restaurant chick November 7, 2021