post coital friend request

The friend request sent right after having sex with someone for the first time.

After having sex with Ken at the party, Barbie sent him a post coital friend request to secure their friendship and perhaps more sex.

by Achtung Spitfire June 12, 2011

requestfully

A non-traditional contraction of respectfully request.

I would like to requestfully that you stop that shit.

by Uno Adams October 18, 2018

Facebook requestfest

When your either bored, looking for a someone that you know has a facebook or just a loser who has low self esteem about his/her amount of friends and you go looking on your other friends friends list and just request a shit load of people whether random or "why are they not on my list all ready??!!!!!!". It generally rapes your wall and others home pages with "+1 So and so is friends with so and so" as if the whole world need to know that. Also know as a facebook friend request rampage.

Example of Facebook requestfest:

Kid: wtf I only have 8 friends let me have a Facebook requestfest

*Next day* kid: wtf 99 new notification wtf did I do..oh I remember I had a Facebook requestfest!
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"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
"+1 So and so is friends with so and so"
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Oh boy my wall has been raped with friend request.

by facebookdude11111119 May 25, 2009

Pre-Request

To ask someone if they will be your friend on a social networking site before you actually send a request.

"Yeah, I have a MySpace."
"Oh, will you add me?"
"Yeah, just send me a request!"
~Later~
"Oh, it's the girl that pre-requested me today!"

by Heather Marie Spencer April 6, 2009

Fan Request

Reciving a friend request on Facebook from a complete stranger.

Usually these come from 3rd world countries or are social losers from your local community, trying to gain respect through their number of Facebook friends.

They might also be Sales Representatives, trying to reach you privately and make an emotional connection.

Facebook Friend Requests (1)
#1: "Dude, who is that kid?"
#2: "Oh, that's the loser from school. Looks like you got a fan request eh?"

by Tixzdk November 2, 2010

Bitch Request

To receive a friend request from someone who is not your friend, but requests you regardless.

That girl Celeste who talked shit about me requested to be my friend on Facebook, total bitch request.

by Moses Morales July 28, 2009

I respectfully request to decline your offer!

What can politely spoken in many situation’s you want “NO” involvement with them on any level i.e. Job, family situation, business opportunity, a known unesassary medical treatment/test to make a “Dr.”, a quick Buck for there new BMW/Million Dollar home/Boat/whatever Praise/Prize their after for “themselves,” with a new medical drug it pulled on from a pharmasuitical Co., and ignoring paitent care to speak for an hr on the product, taking away time away from the paitent to “SELL/SELL OUT” what you built the practice to do in the first place i.e. Save peoples lives! Sales Rep’s that push their $100-a couple $Thousand product that is likely to break in a month W/ a shitty contract or warranty that doesn’t hold it’s water with the toilet paper it was printed on. Just letting them know you will not their next money making scam or victim to prey on to make that “Money,” while You own family suffers the consequences. This is how you Reply and just walk away.

Sir, Your Co. is in bed with some pretty dirty people and I respectfully request to decline your offer.

Dr. I see your sales coming off more than my personal treatment and these meds., made me feel worse than I did before I started treatments. I respectfully request to decline your offer for further treatment. Thank you for your time.

Mr. Doe, I don’t feel that it takes a gang, It takes an honest man 7 years to prove what a dishonest man with a team choose to make up in 30 mins to make a dollar over some ones head. I respectfully request to decline your offer!

Man: Lady, I love, you are my world, I’ll always miss you. We should have made so many more good memory’s together and I can’t stand another day with out you. I did this all for you! NEED to be “together forever.” We belonge together!

Lady: What you did is for your ego and self alone. You’re a bad example of a person and a cheater. A back stabbing horrable ex that had no problem sleeping with many of his so called friends girlfriends and wives while saying how much better you would be for them. Then dumping them for their best friends after you knocked her up and ran telling her to have an abortion againsed her own principals. What you did is loose your respect for others, my trust and faith in you as a person, and true dignity a long time go to basically harm before helping out people. We are nothing alike and I don’t care about your money or college degree. “I respectfully request to decline your offer,” on account that “I” worked my ass off to support a family you helped destroy. I love and respect them more than selling out to a sleeze bag hax. I’m with the true, simplistic, real man of my dreams and nothing you say will ever hold water with me.

by KellyGeanJ&Eric May 9, 2010