Charity Relief Work

The act of eating babies; anywhere from 12-29 per sitting

I did some Charity Relief work at my local orphanage

by Uncle Garfunkle May 4, 2007

Relief Pitching

A baseball term used to describe the act of engaging in sex with a less than desirable or not so attractive female, for the sole purpose of ending a period sexual frustration

I hooked up with an ugly chick last night at the bar.
Gross! Why?
I had to do some relief pitching son.

by OinkyB July 25, 2010

Comic Relief

The art of jacking oneself off with a Comic Relief Red Nose on the end of your penis.

"I'm easy going for some Comic Relief tonight."

"Been a long day? Looks like you could go for some Comic Relief this evening."

by Benjani69 March 13, 2009

head ache relief

craigslist code for sexual favors usually paid for in "roses"

exmple, busty asian offers head ache relief 80 dollars incall

by zargolll November 5, 2013

Comic Relief

For a girl with the intention of fucking a comedian gives him head.

Girl1: Did you fuck that comedian after the show last night?

Girl2: We went back to his house and all he wanted was a little comic relief.

by kharazi November 17, 2009

debt relief

divorcing one's wife or dumping one's girlfriend in order to get out of debt due the overspending of one's girl friend

Guy 1: Dude i got debt relief yesterday.
Guy 2: You are in debt?
Guy 1: Yea my girl friend was bleeding me dry so i dumped her.

by OnlySlightly July 21, 2010

Overpressure Relief Valve

Referring to the prostate: When a biological male shits a log of such mass that it pummels his prostate causing him to ejaculate.

I just dropped such a huge duce that my overpressure relief valve opened up and I came on the toilet seat.

by ProstatePummeler August 7, 2021