false rejection

(Verb) : when a person (usually female) acts in such a way as to indicate rejection because they misinterpreted your actions as romantic advances, despite the fact that to any sane third person observer, they would not be considered as such. People who falsely reject usually suffer from some form of narcissism and have an overly inflated view of themselves and hence this is why they tend to perceive the most innocuous actions as advances on them because how could you not be trying to get with them?

EXAMPLE 1:
Boy- excuse me, do you have a pencil I could borrow? I forgot mine at home :/

Girl- no I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend already..
(In this case, the boy has experienced a false rejection)

EXAMPLE 2:
Boy: Hey Amy, how are you!
Amy: Hey FRIEND, I'm good, how are you?
Boy: Good, just wondering if we could meet up to discuss our group project?
Amy: sure FRIEND, can we do somewhere public like Starbucks or something, yeah friend?

*boy thinking*: why is this bitch trying so hard to make sure I understand she sees me as just a friend? Does she think I'm trying to get with her? OH GOD...SHE DOES...FUCK...I'M BEING FALSELY REJECTED RIGHT NOW! Damn this conceited bitch!

by zerO_One May 19, 2017

lane rejection

Lane rejection is when you're sitting at a red light on a multi-lane road, and the person coming up behind you switches lanes to get behind someone else who looks faster.

My Pinto gets lane rejected all the time. Sometimes I'm the only one in my lane!

I've got to get a new car, I've got a chronic case of Lane Rejection!

by Phoenyx April 7, 2006

scrotal rejection

When a girl or woman sees her boyfriend naked for the first time and his scrotum is so ugly that she doesn't want to see him anymore.

Everything was going so fine until I got dumped out of scrotal rejection.

by Mr. DNA November 19, 2004

planned rejection

A strategy that recently divorced people, trying to get back into the dating scene, use to experience rejection as they re-insert themselves into the dating scene. The objective is to deliberately experience rejection by someone who is known to be unattainable (owing to relationship status, class, or behavioural and physical attributes), in order to overcome a fear of rejection.

Bald, stumpy Louie pulled a planned rejection with that hot waitress to get the courage to ask out Amanda.

by Ian C. Curtis May 7, 2007

urban rejection

what one suffers from when urban dictionary notifies you of their decision to not publish what you thought was an awesome submission.

No, Sally, I can't come outside and play. I am coiled up in a fetal position crying, as I have a severe case of urban rejection.

by lynsioux June 12, 2009

Halm Hound Rejection

When a woman follows you around like an abandoned puppy. But once you try and make romantic advances towards her, she will reject anything more than being friends.

John: Hey where'd your puppy go man?

Nick: I don't know. Once I tried to talk to her about going on a date sometime, she said she just wanted to be friends.

John: Halm Hound Rejection?

Nick: Yep, Halm Hound Rejection...

by Mr. Betes July 5, 2012

vide-ho rejection

When a fine brizzle, most commonly your girlfriend, turns down your offer to be one of the hot girls in your upcoming rap video.

Duder 1: "Shit dude! My girl says she won't be the bitch giving me a massage in our video. She says it's degrading."

Duder 2: "Damn dude, that's a shitty vide-ho rejection. Guess we'll just have to get a finer brizzle to do it. She can't say you didn't offer!"

Duder 1: "Yea doggy, this video is going to be the shit! I'm gettin a happy ending!"

by westfalia January 20, 2010