facebook reflex

The unconscious reflex that continually brings you back to Facebook without knowing how you got there.

Wait, why am I reading my middle school girlfriend's wall posts again?... Aw, damn you Facebook Reflex! Not again!

by Aplusbar January 14, 2010

reflexology

A holistic health technique that involves massaging, kneading, pressing or otherwise touching a series of points on the feet so as to bring about deep relaxation and a state of overall well-being for the whole person. Reflexology reduces stress, improves blood and nerve supply, and encourages the body to seek its own balance.

After receiving an hour of the holistic foot massage known as reflexology, Mariah was so mellow and relaxed that she just curled up and napped on the sofa for another couple hours.

by Canyon Braxton December 10, 2008

reflexive self-fuckery

A default setting in which a person repeatedly self-destructs.

Now living out his remaining years inside prison, he is and always has been an expert in the fine art of reflexive self-fuckery.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 8, 2019

turgid reflex

boner

I woke up with a turgid reflex this morning

by wailedekim April 20, 2009

Jenny Gag Reflex

A girl who does not appear to have a gag reflex (through either years of practice or congenital defects).

Guy 1: Hey, how was your date last night?

Guy 2: Incredible! She was the biggest Jenny Gag Reflex!!

by Vladimir von Scrappy May 18, 2011

sudden gas reflex

The act of suddenly passing gas.
Someone who farts.
breaking wind.

I derive from a long line of those who suffer from sudden gas reflex.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

Thirst Reflex

When you wake up late at night/early morning and without thought, walk to the kitchen to get water.

I almost got 8 hours sleep last night but i got Thirst Reflex about 3 in the morning and then i just couldn't get back to sleep for ages.

by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010