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read a book 

1. A animated rap song.
2. when somebody make a stamment that was reacenly answer in a book, magazine or a newspaper.
1. guy1: hey did u see that new rap song called "read a book"

guy2: omg i lol so hard when i hear it.

2. guy1: omg i hope paris hilton get out of jail soon =*(

guy2: dude she been out for like a month or longer read a book >_>
read a book by bl@ckm@rio August 19, 2007

read the constitution 

1. A phrase that is said to someone who is unaware of constitutional policies.
2. Synonymous with the phrase "look it up"
3. RTFM

The phrase was made popular by presidential candidate Ron Paul when discussing the need of a Declaration of War from Congress to go to war.
Republican: We don't need a Declaration of War from Congress to go to war.
Ron Paul: Read the constitution!

A: You can take 4 steps after you stop your dribble in basketball.
B: Read the constitution!

A: How do I connect my printer to my computer?
B: Read the constitution!
read the constitution by nasalini November 2, 2007

Read That 

To be used in place of "heard that" when communicating via text, which is most commonly used to express agreement.
Text Message Conversation:

In: "If our lives have plateaued by 35, we have to just skydive on the reg."

Out: "Start working hard now to make sure the only plateau in life is the one you base jump off."

In: "Or the one I build my house on."

Out: "Read that."
Read That by Mateo Lambo November 9, 2011

Read That Again 

A phrase douchebags use at the end of a post because they convinced themselves what ever written above was profound.
Read That Again by dogfart69 December 9, 2021

read the bible 

A term used to disguise the act of smoking pot.
"Hey Jimmy, wanna come over and read the bible?"

"Ok, sounds good, i'll bring my lighter"
read the bible by Kentt August 4, 2007

read for filth 

To 'read' is to harshly critiqued/insult someone with your quick wit. To 'read for filth' is to really lay into someone and verbally (and often humorously), tear them apart.
I don't just read a bitch...I read for filth.
read for filth by Maveywavey October 11, 2016
Word of the Day on May 10, 2018