Barrel Racing

Equestrian sport that involves turning three barrels in a cloverleaf pattern in the fastest time possible. Alternatively, throwing money out the truck window and having a friend hit you in the shins with a metal pipe will give you the same thrill.

" Why do you compete in barrel racing?"
" Because I love having a bank account balance of $2.42."

by barrelchick6 March 24, 2017

raging philly

a massive throbbing un hideable erection made famous by the one and only philly huddelston. the term raging philly originally came about after an incident involving alchohol, underage girls, and rape. philly huddelston infamously refused to comment on the incident but does admit to having the original raging philly.

the term can be used for any worth erection but is mainly used for drunken rape cases.

Philly: i raped that lass before like
Will: i guessed that, u still have a raging philly!!

by fairly dunno like April 28, 2008

raying

to lay out in the sun and catch some rays; to sunbath; tanning

Renee: Wow it's a sunny day!

Ryan: Word we be straight raying.

by jackelmonkeyindahouse April 4, 2010

binary rating system

Instead of ruthlessly judging members of the opposite sex and using a tedious 1-10 (or 0-10) you boil it down to what really matters: whether or not you wanna bang. So you'd rate someone with whom you would like to have sex a one And someone with whom you would not have sex a zero.

Tony said she's a 7, but in the binary rating system, all that matters is that she's a one.

by LuckyTruman April 4, 2015

Alco-raping

Convincing someone to consume a lot of alcohol. Often used amongst friends.

Ex 1: "I don't feel like being alco-raped tonight."
Ex 2: "Dude, let's alco-rape that chick back there."
Ex 3: "Alco-raping is a great technique to get to know someone better."

by eu-oel July 29, 2016

Malta Racing Moment

When one wants to cover up a spelling mistake by indicating that his finger slipped

Nathan: "Oops silly me that was a Malta Racing Moment"

by Dronzi May 21, 2021

raging cunt

Someone who is exceptionally bitchy or rude.

"Blair slammed the door in my face."
"What a raging cunt."

by McCasland May 18, 2005