Ayn Rand effect 

Treating your friends, family, and co-workers like a self-important prick for a short period of time following the completion of any work written by the philosopher and author Ayn Rand. The strength and duration of the effect is directly proportional to the length of the work read.

Co-worker #1: Hey, what's with Steve? I asked him to sponsor me in the Cancer walk this weekend and he told me I was evil.
Co-worker #2: Oh, it must be the Ayn Rand effect. I saw him reading 'The Fountainhead' in the break room.

Ayn Rand effect by Joe Everyman April 20, 2007

ayn rand

Most noted for her novel Atlas Shrugged, Ayn Rand was an extremely, extremely hot writer and philosopher who advocated reason, egoism, and capitalism, allegedly on the grounds that existence exists.

Ayn Rand has been admired by many, but laughed at by still more

ayn rand by Kathryn January 22, 2005

Pull A Rand 

To Pull A Rand is a series of randy events throughout the night. To officially Pull A Rand you must: 1. Pee in a public place. 2. Pee on someone's personal property. 3. Pee all over yourself.

Jimmy Pulled A Rand last night. He whipped his dick out in the bar and pissed. He also pissed himself and my couch. I wish I was drunk enough to Pull A Rand.

Pull A Rand by Jhizzzzy December 2, 2010

Ayn Rand

Mid-20th century pop-philosopher who first propounded objectivism in a set of rather poorly written cult novels of dubious quality. Her philosophy is founded on unremarkable restatements of the obvious, prizing material achievement, self-centered pride, and unfettered commerce as virtues over love, humility, generosity, and faithfulness. Followers of objectivism, called randroids, tend to be a rude, selfish, condescending bunch, intolerant of anything that does not perfectly match their ultra-naturalist, laissez-faire dogmatism.

"A=A, oh, yes, A=A," the randroid muttered again and again, softly, obsessively, as he cut out heart-shaped pictures of Ayn Rand from a magazine for his objectivist collage showing her to be the pinnacle of human evolution.

Ayn Rand by DaVinci March 16, 2005

e-rand 

also: e-rrand or e-rund
Pronunciation: E-r&nd, ru&nd
Function: noun

1. an online errand or chore.

2. any task, burden, commitment, obligation, duty, need, responsibility, etc. that must or can be completed online (such as online payments or other online business).

a: a dull, unpleasant, bothersome, responsibility that can be settled online.

3. the object or purpose of getting online.

I have a million e-rands to do before I can leave my house.

e-rand by Corroborator November 12, 2008

Ayn Rand

The Ultra Lesbian of past generations. Ayn Rand is a "comedian" that everyone seems to love despite her extreme mediocrity. Her amazing lack of common sense combined with her ability to run around the page like a five-year-old without her meds appeals to anyone without a soul or any knowledge of society. Her trite and obvious observations contain no intelligent thought process and often appeal to people with short attention spans and fags.
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well..... she is a mean doosh, Ayn Rand is a mean hooker and i want to smack her in the mouth

Ayn Rand by Cleanpie October 6, 2010

ayn rand

Ayn Rand, a philosopher who holds that ideals can be objective, that 'rational self interest' is to never cause conflicts in interest and that all collectivism is wrong despite her advocating cooperative mutualism. Claims that Capitalism is voluntary, mutual and non-coercive and that somehow Capitalism will still be allowed to stand when government is kept to a minimum. Objectivism is an ultra-individualistic, uniform, sexist, ultra-right wing-dystopian philosophy which causes many struggles inside its members. Holds that despite being social beings, humans can achieve happiness by being purely egocentric.

Ayn Rand taught me that money is God

ayn rand by lifelifelife September 30, 2007