cattle rancher

an alcoholic beverage containing any beer and A1 steaksauce. The drink is prepared by pouring a can of beer into a cup and A1 steaksauce into a shot glass. The shot glass is dropped into the cup then the drinker chugs it down.

A: What do you want to drink?

B: I'll have a cattle rancher

A: Wow your a badass

by Brian Brillian May 4, 2008

huevos rancheros

The act of shoving your flacid dick and both balls into a womans mouth when she is snoring. Then you scream, "rise and shine bitch."

My girl wouldn't stop snoring so I fed her the huevos rancheros

by Dr. Todd Reezee January 25, 2009

jolly rancher

A slang word for being hard or a dick

"im like a jolly rancher
'cause i stay so hard"

by Briahna October 19, 2005

rancher

a fat girl. the only acceptable way to fuck her is to cover her in ranch dressing.

Alex"dude that girl is a definite rancher."
Joel"good thing i brought a bottle of ranch so i can fuck the dog shit out of her."

by dson25 October 10, 2011

baboon rancher

a person who partakes in events of professionally raising and ranching in a cow like manner of baboons.

what did u do for a living?
i am a baboon rancher...

i was ranching me some baboons

by Mike Sobchack December 25, 2007

Randos Rancheros

Randos Rancheros is a breakfast scramble containing whatever you can find in your fridge. If you have tortillas that's even better, but whatever you can find and cook in your fridge will work.

I'm too lazy to go to the store, mind if I make some randos rancheros from whatever I find in the cabinet?

by D S op May 8, 2017

Ranchers for Rabbits

a phrase describing a redundantly absurd oxymoron.

1. Literal
little Timmy: "I'm worried about all the rabbits that get burned up in brush fires."
Faker the Bear: "Well Gosh Timmy, if we could just open up even more of your state to grazing we could stop most of those brush fires."
little Timmy: "Wow that sounds great, will that help the wild horses too?!"
Faker: "hmmm...um, actually we are planning to round them up because there isn't enough food for them."

Kyle: "That's totally ranchers for rabbits.

by voodoo-strega January 19, 2010