The Racoon

At the moment of ejaculation, the guy punches the girl in the face giving her two black eyes, and then immediately runs out of her house and tips over her garbage cans.

Jesus busted a nut, punched Mary in the face, and then tipped over her garbage cans at the end of her driveway like the racoon he saw in that John Candy movie.

by S.E.S. October 29, 2008

Cheeky Racoon

A sneaky devil who sneaks around making snide comments that neither offend nor inoffend

Girl: "Does my bum look big in this?"

Guy: "Yuh huh baby!"

Girl: "Oh, you're such a cheeky racoon!"

by cheekyremil April 21, 2009

raccooning

When you are so tired, the bags under your eyes have bags.

Kelsey went out too late last night -- she's raccooning hard.

by Poley on the Pole June 18, 2018

Thirsty Raccoon

a sexual maneuver in which a man ejaculates in his partner's mouth, then proceeds the punch her in each eye giving her instant black eyes.

My friend's girlfriend was on her period, so he gave her a thirsty raccoon.

by ThatDude83 September 8, 2010

butt raccoons

When 2 or more persons are rimming the ass in the dark and someone walks in on them!

Get away from that ass you butt raccoons

by Ethel Rosenbaum August 3, 2007

raccoon tan

A slang term for the pale parts of a person's face left by sunglasses, goggles or facemasks when the person has been sunburned or tanned by being out in the direct sun for long periods of time. So-called from the person's facial resemblance to the black 'mask' pattern of a raccoon.

After climbing to the top of the mesa, Jan took off his glasses to clean them and was puzzled by Jane and Louis' howls of laughter. Although his face was burnt a deep brown by their day-long trek in the desert, his pallid eye-sockets underneath revealed a nasty raccoon tan.

by MAC-Gyver May 27, 2003

Raccoont

somebody possessing beastial ugly looks and cunt-like behaviorisms.

someone: damn, that Shanee bitch is a real raccoont.

anyone listening: yea she is

by dirtydorgy December 9, 2010