When getting ready to ejaculate from cunnilingus, one must punch the girl with both fists in the eyes. Thus instantly giving her two black eyes, to make her resemble a semen covered raccoon. Then once completely finished, whilst walking out of the house, one must knock over the girls trash and recycling bins.
Did you hear that Mel Gibson gave Oksana Grigorieva a Happy Raccoon right before he threatened to bury her under his rose bushes?
by Twistid_420 August 6, 2010
Get the Happy Raccoon mug.The religion and way of the raccoon, headed by a raccoon pope, and followed by raccoonmen. We belive in raccjesus.
by Raccoonmansolderhottercousin April 6, 2021
Get the Raccoonism mug.Related Words
Raccaly
• Racca
• Racca Pacca
• Raccadog
• raccadoodle
• Raccanalous
• raccantic
• Raccaporant
• raccardo
• Joe Racca
Black bro- Hey man want to hear my new track.
White bro- Nah, I'm not a fan of rap music.
Black Bro- It's classical music. Fool don't be racial Brofiling me.
White bro- Nah, I'm not a fan of rap music.
Black Bro- It's classical music. Fool don't be racial Brofiling me.
by Broffesor Jay July 24, 2010
Get the Racial Brofiling mug.A (God) that is praised by Racc Clan, is extremely powerful and is one of the most powerful creation in the universe.
Chosen every 1000 years by a chosen member of Racc Clan. The commander and chief of Racc clan
Chosen every 1000 years by a chosen member of Racc Clan. The commander and chief of Racc clan
by RaccBoi November 16, 2019
Get the Raccoon Jesus mug.AKA Raytard, Ray-Ray. The host of 30 Minute Meals on the Food Network. She is by far the most annoying "chef" on t.v. for the following reasons: she learned how to cook at Ho-Jo's,she giggles incessantly, she dumps olive oil and chicken stock onto everything, she claims her food is "healthful" when it actually has loads of fat and calories, her voice soulnds like that of a 5 pack-a-day smoker, she wears unflattering clothing that accentuates her non-boobs and her centaur-like ass/thigh region, she looks like "The Joker" when she smiles, she adds hotdogs to 20% of meals and makes 55% of main courses some sort of hamburger or sammie (sandwich), she uses dumb adjectives to describe food, and she makes up childish nicknames/acronyms because she claims they are quicker to use but she always explains what the nicknames/acronyms mean even if she uses them 10 times per show(so it's a a total waste of time in the first place)
"Hi, I'm Rachael Ray and I make 30 minute disasters. In the time it takes you to laugh your ass off at this program, I'll have made a craptastic and totally artery killing meal which I will try to pass off as healthful from start to finish."
Raytard: "Now, just pour the EVOO-Extra Virgin Olive Oil-into the pan for about 5-15 turns around the pan...Once the EVOO-Extra Virgin Olive Oil-is nice and screaming hot in the pan, add your tasty meatballs"
"See, this butter tastes so nutty when you let it brown for a while!"
"Lemme grab that smoky cumin from the cupboard."
"I'm just gonna throw this crap away in the GB-garbage bowl and then I'm gonna move the GB-garbage bowl- over to the side to give myself some room to work"
Raytard: "Now, just pour the EVOO-Extra Virgin Olive Oil-into the pan for about 5-15 turns around the pan...Once the EVOO-Extra Virgin Olive Oil-is nice and screaming hot in the pan, add your tasty meatballs"
"See, this butter tastes so nutty when you let it brown for a while!"
"Lemme grab that smoky cumin from the cupboard."
"I'm just gonna throw this crap away in the GB-garbage bowl and then I'm gonna move the GB-garbage bowl- over to the side to give myself some room to work"
by a-m September 7, 2008
Get the rachael ray mug.Montreal definition:
A "ghetto teenager", usually from the north east francophone and immigrant part of the city. Probably has a cauliflower perm (see gif).
Racailles probably do drugs in Parc Jarry, Parc Ahuntsic or Parc Kent. They are pretty chill and inoffensive compared to French racailles. They probably talk in montreal slang, using terms like "*kesspass ranceuse*", "sws coco?" "gyu bhay" "c'est la hesse".
They often speak/swear in arab, but are from any ethnic background - arab, asian, black, east european and even quebs.
A "ghetto teenager", usually from the north east francophone and immigrant part of the city. Probably has a cauliflower perm (see gif).
Racailles probably do drugs in Parc Jarry, Parc Ahuntsic or Parc Kent. They are pretty chill and inoffensive compared to French racailles. They probably talk in montreal slang, using terms like "*kesspass ranceuse*", "sws coco?" "gyu bhay" "c'est la hesse".
They often speak/swear in arab, but are from any ethnic background - arab, asian, black, east european and even quebs.
"Hey, did you hear Jeanne has a new boyfriend?"
"Yeah, he's a racaille. He slid in her dms and asked her 'sws coco?' and they've been inseparable since."
"Yeah, he's a racaille. He slid in her dms and asked her 'sws coco?' and they've been inseparable since."
by gyuranceuse September 12, 2021
Get the racaille mug.Something most black people use to get their way by trying to make whites feel gulity. It's mostly involves the phrases "Because I'm black." "You racist"
Examples of the racial card:
"You won't have sex with me because I'm black, bitch you racist"
"You didn't vote Obama because he's black. Bitch you racist"
'You assume I did it cuz I black".
"You won't give it to me for free cause I'm black"
"You won't have sex with me because I'm black, bitch you racist"
"You didn't vote Obama because he's black. Bitch you racist"
'You assume I did it cuz I black".
"You won't give it to me for free cause I'm black"
by Messager October 21, 2012
Get the Racial card mug.