Ross

A poetic, socially critical, cynical hominid intellectual, with an insatiable appetite for alcohol, women marijuana, psilocybin mushrooms and an unfathomable contempt for authority as well as other cultural institutions. He is typically an Alpha male loner, with no need for a pack. He maybe be considered a shaman by some and by others a schizophrenic with tourette's syndrome.

Somehow Ross got that woman into him with is intelligent banter about social structure.

Ross left with the woman after they finished their beers to go smoke blunts and eat shrooms.

by DonJaun Delanouche February 3, 2010

ross

To pull a ross is to make an excuse on why you cant hand in your homework and usually revolves around "i cant find my book" or "its on my computer"

Teacher: okay class , time to hand in your homework
Billy: OH SHIT! I was too busy commenting on sasha's bebo to do it! im in the shit now!
Tom: dude, just pull a ross
BillY: GREAT IDEA

by RKruler April 29, 2009

Rossed

to get owned by a Quaker english teacher named Ms. Ross (aka Ross the Boss)

You just got rossed!

by ross the boss09 May 3, 2009

Ross

Random Orgasmic Sexual Spurt; when one just blows his load for no apparent reason whatsoever.

Nick rossed in his pants that one night.

by Rico Suaviar February 26, 2009

Ross

The kind of person who likes the song "Old Town Road" and drives in a lifted 4.0 jeep. He loves to throw in hoggers, and smoke then cigs. Ross is a lovely guy.

Ross is a total hick from turtle crick.

by kjbsrg,kjbsrdhbvh.rwb/vmna/mfx April 25, 2019

Rossing

The act of putting marijuana in your anus and waiting till it dissolves to see if you get high

Ross is rossing right now!

by DownyDevin October 23, 2017

THE ROSS

The act of putting you’re dick in a jar of peanut butter and then realizing that your dog is having an allergic reaction.

“God damnit ross if you keep doing THE ROSS the dogs gonna die.”

by Bigisland April 3, 2023