rofl my wafl

A variation of the phrase rofl my waffle where the word "Waffle" is quite obviously replaced by the similar sounding word "wafl" to better match the preceding rofl. Usually used as a lengthened version of Rofl for added humor or to express feelings of shock.

"Did you see it? She nearly killed herself!!! ROFL MY WAFL!!!!"

"Well rofl my wafl, I didn't see that coming!"

by TheCrimsonMoon May 21, 2009

rofl baked

being so high on marijuana that you can't talk, you can only roll around and laugh

stoner 1: what was jon doing on the floor for three hours last night, was he drunk?

stoner 2: no dude he smoked so much weed he was rofl baked the whole time

by jon2kj June 27, 2009

roflbashers

The hilarity of the ensuing permastun pwnage upon obtaining two sets of Cranium Bashers on heroes such as Troll Warlord and Mortred in the online game DotA.

Player 1: FFS dude, you just wiped out our whole team!
Player 2: roflbashers!

by theguvnr March 30, 2009

roflamethrower

A flamethrower that shoots out rofls

Dude, im laughing so hard i feel like I just got hit with a roflamethrower!!

by sleebz September 30, 2009

ROFLBTCIAN

Short for Rolling on Floor Laughing because the Cat is a Noob.

Situation-Keyboard Cat playing Keyboard

*misses note
Me: ROFLBTCIAN!!!

by Blurty8 October 11, 2009

roflchowned

He or She who gets "chowned" by a hardcore ROFL-type situation.

roflchowned

"Hey Rafa, Crow just ROFLChowned you. He's got more sales than you today."

by Wizzurd January 12, 2010

roflzorz

In a situation, u use "roflzorz" to exclaim that you are laughing quite abundently, and you add the "zorz" to add some spice to it, right kaworu.

"Omfg, you just got killed by a flashbang!!"
"Roflzorz, you gay n00b! Owned."

by WaTs December 4, 2005