ROFLASTC

Rolling on floor laughing and scaring the cat.

Guy 2:i just bought teh ub0r n3w windows! omg!!!!one!!11!!one!!!shift+1!!one!!!

Guy 1: So was your last gf a jpg?

Guy 2: no, .avi, Im classy

Guy 1: ROFLASTC

by Craig Mc Seveney September 4, 2006

rofflehouse

From ROFL. A bastardization of Waffle House. Similar to Lollerskates. Denotes excessive hilarity. Used in World Of Warcraft sometimes.

OMFG. He DI'ed Razorgore FTW? I bet he eats at ROFFLEHOUSE.

by Camembert November 11, 2005

raffle your donut

Scottish expression according to comedian Craig Ferguson meaning, "Go peddle your ass." Similar to Get lost, or fuck off.

Haggis: I saw you with Maggie last night. She's one ugly bitch.
Mac: Go raffle your donut

by Harry Baltazar May 23, 2008

rofl tickets

When someone is seriously "bringing the lulz" and making people laugh either on purpose, or by being laughed at.

"I was laughing so hard! You should have been there. That guy was selling rofl tickets."

by Stevie Vedmore February 27, 2008

roffles my waffles

A more hardcore way of saying "ROFL"

Son: What happened ma?
Mom: The neighboor ran across the street just to kick me in the balls
Dad: roffles my waffles

by AIDS STD October 19, 2003

roflatio

A rofl so good, it gives you head too.

Bubba: George Bush is the smartess man alive!

George: ROFLATIO!!!

by Mity J October 25, 2006

rofflmfao

Rolling on the fucking floor, laughing my fucking ass off.

ROFFLMFAO! That was so funny.

by Jess May 18, 2004