Happy ritual

A ritual engaged deeply in joy, love, and happiness. Usually done by a Chaos Magician

It's time to shift gears, we need a happy ritual!

by Happy (she, her) January 23, 2024

Ceremonial Bathing Ritual

A ceremonial bathing ritual, usually across Norse and Wiccan communities, is something where a bride and groom to be, won’t partake in showering for up to 3 weeks prior to the wedding. The evening before a big ceremony, the couple will wash all Sins and impure thoughts and things from each other. This being the ritual held in pitch black, with only a single candle across the room.

“Me and my husband performed a ceremonial bathing ritual last night”

by HigherPowerWiccan March 30, 2022

Moon ritual

A Paranormal ritual done under a moon to see more Effects

Bobby is a Expert on moon rituals

by 459395 April 6, 2022

paygan ritual

Refers to da IRS's yearly tradition of making people shell out "ungodly" portions of their hard-earned cash for questionable purposes.

I'm on SSI and Food Stamps, which does indeed mean living very frugally, but at least I don't hafta participate in any paygan rituals!

by QuacksO October 21, 2021

devils ritual

when you’re doing the devils tango while smoking the devils lettuce in the middle of a pentagram

hey, wanna go do the devils ritual?

by sagexxxx July 22, 2021

ritual viewing

verb. American phrase. It means to watch television in a trance-like state. Some might call it being a couch potato, but it is of a higher power and purpose as described by the TV Ministry, the TV worshiping religion.
"Lay down your false idols and turn to our real god. The one you and I have worshiped for years-- The Television!"

I was ritual viewing last night to Seinfeld, it was enlightening.

by Amy Bugbee June 27, 2004

manlet mating ritual

The disgraceful yet amusing manlet mating ritual occurs when a gaggle of diminutive and desperate manlets meet up in a public place, mostly in front of basketball arenas, strip down to bikinis and high heels, oil each other up and then awkwardly gyrate to Skee-Lo's "I Wish" as they sing along in their high-pitched manletspeak, all the while internally cursing and swearing at the heavens for dooming them to a comical and dwarflike existence constantly marred by the ravages of the merited mortification universally known as manletism.

Hey, why are those cheerleaders dancing around in front of the arena over there - isn't the halftime performance usually enacted inside? Oh, it's just a manlet mating ritual - the silly manlets do it every month. Have the microscopic manlet boys ever attracted any women? Lol, of course not! Short people got no reason. Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator August 22, 2024