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by Jake February 26, 2003
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I respectfully request to decline your offer.

What can politely spoken in many situation’s you want “NO” involvement with them on any level i.e. Job, family situation, business opportunity, a known unesassary medical treatment/test to make a “Dr.”, a quick Buck for there new BMW/Million Dollar home/Boat/whatever Praise/Prize their after for “themselves,” with a new medical drug it pulled on from a pharmacy Co., and ignoring care to speak for an hr on the product, taking away time away from the patient to “SELL/SELL OUT” what you built the practice to do in the first place i.e. Save peoples lives! Sales Rep’s that push their $100-a couple $Thousand product that is likely to break in a month W/ a shitty contract or warranty that doesn’t hold it’s water with the toilet paper it was printed on. Just letting them know you will not their next money making scam or victim to prey on to make that “Money,” while You own family suffers the consequences of the loss to them, but saying No just wouldn’t be enough to get your point across to it’s self projected ego filled head. These types feel you have to ask them, before you make any choices on your own behalf. This is how you reply and just walk away.
Sir, Your Co. is in bed with some pretty dirty people and I respectfully request to decline your offer.
Patient: Dr. I see your “sales” tack showing than personal treatment and these meds., made me feel worse than I did before I started treatments. I respectfully request to decline your offer for further treatment. Thank you for your time.

Mr. Doe, I don’t feel that it takes a gang to prove a point you made up to suit your bank account. It takes an “honest” man 7 years to prove what a dishonest man with a team choose to make up in 30 mins to make a dollar over some ones head. I respectfully request to decline your offer.

Ex: I love you! I miss you! You are my world, I’ll always be missing you and I can’t stand another day with out you. I did this all for you!

Lady: What you did is for your ego and self alone. You’re a bad example of a person and a cheater. A back stabbing ex that had no problem sleeping with many of his so called friends, girlfriends and wives while saying how much better you would be for them. Then to cheat with their best friends after you knocked one up and “ran” telling her to have an abortion. Did you think about her principals? What you did is loose your respect for others, her trust and faith in you as a person, and true. We are nothing alike and I don’t care about your money or college degree. “I respectfully request to decline your offer,” on account that some women work their asses of to support a family already destroyed. She now has love and respects them more than selling out to a sleeze bag hax that thinks himself a god.
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Pending Paranoia Request

A mental Facebook Friend Request you have for someone but won't send it. You get paranoid that they don't like you because they have not requested to be your friend first, so you avoid sending them a friend request all together.But it doesn't stop there, you still think about sending them a friend request if you guys had a great conversation or they seem to really like you, BUT you still avoid sending the friend request. Why? Because you don't want to deal with the awkwardness of them denying your friend request. Because then that will just prove they don't like you, and you see them everyday and that would make things incredibly awkward, causing you to be even more paranoid when you see them.
Person 1"I have known David for a year, I see him everyday, but I haven't sent him a friend request."
Person 2"Just send it, it's not a big deal."
Person 1"Ya but what if he denies it?"
Person 2"Oh ya true, that would make things really awkward."
Person 1"What the hell do I do? I Fucking paranoid!"
Person 2"Just don't send it."
Person 1"OK, back to square one."
Person 2"You have what I like to call a pending paranoia request. It's very common, you're not alone. You can get help for it."
by KatilinaFeva September 25, 2011
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When your so god damn too fucking bored you end up breaking Urban dictionary and end up getting this on your screen.
Guy 1: I just got this message on my screen when typing qeqtyhreuyvyasujicdfvdsucaijxoscndbvhsnciamxc smcdkmvemkv cmsdfk vfb vbndfdnfbndfkmbkdmkdfgkmbgkdmfgkdmgkdmkgmfa,sfsf,sofodg,sof,sfoofofofd *whatever.* it says: Bad Message 431 reason: Request Header Fields Too Large
Guy 2: oh... you're so bored you broke it!
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beer google request

When you come home at the end of the night, and decide to drunkenly check your facebook. In the process accepting or rejecting friend requests with little consideration. Especially bad for when you accept or deny people you previously gave the inbox rot. Similar situation to when beer makes a member of the opposite sex look better, requestees on facebook look better.
Goddamn! I didn't get invited to Tegan's party cause she sent me a beer google request and I denied her request on facebook! Fuck!

Who the hell ARE all of these people? I must have accepted them in a beer goggle request!
by stonahsarah April 6, 2009
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simple request

Asking someone or a group of people nicely to do something before you take matters into your own hands.
1. I asked him to make breakfast, as a simple request.

2. I asked her to clean up the mess she made, as a simple request.

3. I asked him to take the garbage out, as a simple request.

4. I asked her to do her homework, as a simple request.

5. I asked him to chew with his mouth closed, as a simple request.

6. I asked her to refrain from talking smack, as a simple request.
7. I asked him to treat others the way he would like to be treated, as a simple request.

8. I asked her to be genuine, as a simple request.

9. I asked him to speak with poise, as a simple request.

10. I asked him to be honest, as a simple request.

11. I asked her to contribute, as a simple request.

12. I asked him to mow the lawn, as a simple request.

13. I asked him to be law abiding, as a simple request.

14. I asked her to help the children, as a simple request.

15. I asked him to muck the barn during morning chores, as a simple request.

16. I asked her to do her own laundry, as a simple request.

17. I asked him to was the car, as a simple request.

18. I asked her to water the flowers, as a simple request.

19. I asked him to walk the dog, as a simple request.

20. I asked them to stop hacking me, as a simple request.
by PineappleJuice March 8, 2015
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You're Hot Request

A friend request on Facebook in which a random person adds you and you send them a message saying "Do i know you?" and the reply is "no...but you're hot"
Mike : DAMN FOOL I GOT LIKE 8 YOU'RE HOT REQUESTS TODAY...IM A CYBER PIMP

John: Too bad you have a small dick...
by Mr. Geee April 29, 2010
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