dick rehab

what someone goes through once a man fucks them over. they had bad dick and must go through rehabilitation from said dick.

the process of recovering from a bad break up or realizing that a man is toxic
amelia: oh my god he is such a bitch
bianca: you need dick rehab
by charli minaj-nikci November 01, 2021
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Psychedelic rehab

a commune where long lost hippies go to re-connect with recreational drug use
Janis Joplin went to the psychedelic rehab after being released from jail
by Benjaminjohn0502 December 07, 2017
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Drama rehab

People who lie lots on YouTube they donate to themselves under troll accounts to trick their supports to donate to them Jodi pretends she’s with Chris but their not dating Chris is an obsessed looser Jodi looks like monsters inc Library Lady
Chris and Jodi faking It all drama rehab is drama lies
by Hidden user June 16, 2022
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rehab honeymoon

After another successful stint in rehab, Chris Farley celebrated his rehab honeymoon with a spoon and a lighter.
by Definitioninator February 24, 2021
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Rehab me

Restoration if your mental, physical or spiritual health.
"I am so stressed, rehab me!". "Really out of shape. Rehab me." "God isn't trough with me yet! Rehab me.".
by John Trek September 28, 2015
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Rehab, the introvert

REHAB is an album by BIG Cofe on which "rehab, the Introvert" is among the first group Instrumentals he released as Volume 01.
Rehab, the introvert by BIG Cofe really is meditation-like Instrumental. It really calms me when I'm anxious.
by Albytermz June 03, 2022
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rehab cycle

The loop that an addict gets stuck in when they are trying to get sober but they keep relapsing.

The stages usually involve the following: going to rehab, maintaining a (short) period of sobriety, beginning to use again, total relapse, and finally returning to rehab, which then restarts the loop. The loop will keep repeating until the addict either stops going back to rehab (sometimes due to being unable to afford it or being incarcerated), maintains a reasonable level of sobriety, or dies.
Guy #1: "Oh shit! He's back in rehab? Isn't that like his third time this year?"
Guy #2: "Yeah, the poor bastard is stuck in a rehab cycle"
by Rumforyourmoney September 25, 2023
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