Revister

noun.
Someone who only follows trends that have ended just recently. Motivation for doing this varies depending on the individual, but it applies to all who decide to jump on the bandwagon after it's crashed.

Comes from the words "reverse" and "hipster" combined. Also sounds like "revisiter"

Girl 1: Are those jeggings? And a fringe handbag? You do realize nobody wears these things anymore
Girl 2: Yeah, I've decided I like them. *adjusts infinity scarf*
Girl 1: God you're such a revister

by Revister-sadly July 10, 2017

Registered Text Offender

Someone who is known for sending back to back texts without a response in between.

"My phone won't stop going off."
"Everyone knows Blake is a registered text offender. He sends 500 texts at a time."

"Hey"

"What's Up"
"What are you doing"

"You must be at work"

"hey"

by feyonce' August 6, 2014

william regester

He's sooo sexy and gets all the girls, he's good at scootering and his best mate is a dickhead

Oh yeah I want that William regester so bad

by Brandons_gay April 7, 2017

Registering Voters

A phrase used as a synonym for "Getting drunk and sleeping with numerous women"

(As popularized by internet legend Tucker Max)

Wife: Why were you out so late last night?
Husband: Oh, I was just out registering voters, dear. Nothing to worry about!

by Aylon January 11, 2008

Registered Poke Offender

One who Facebook Pokes without cause or care. One who pokes for attention. One who pokes and believes they will get laid or lucky. One who pokes in hopes of getting a phone number, or a naked pic in return.

This guy/girl pokes 500 times a day for no real reason except to be noticed and or paid attention, they are careless and ignorant. They need to be "Registered Poke Offenders"

by Futureghst-MJC July 27, 2016

Registered Deck Offender

Someone who is known for making card decks that are intended for trolling.

Person A: Why does Person C keep freezing my warriors?
Person B: Because Person C is a registered deck offender.

by ChameleonDragon May 14, 2019

reisterstown

Looking around you realize you are surrounded by crackheads. Upon further review, you yourself are indeed a crackhead. Thus Reisterstown

-Hey Ernest, do you wanna go to the starlight bar?
-No, they have shitty bands play there.
-Yeah But where else besides reisterstown can we smoke crack in the bathroom!
-Ok!

Let me ask you? How do you feel about crack pipes?
-I'm for em!

by Abrahams November 1, 2006