Rectal snowblower

When you cover your rectum with a pile of cocaine and fart a coke cloud into the air and someone runs in and tries to snort the cloud out of the air.

Man you've never been as high as you would be after a rectal snowblower!

by Shooter McGavin 1 March 9, 2022

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rectal butter

The unknown and rather disturbing substance that accumulates under your nails following scratching an itchy ass; a less dense form of ass cheese.

Also, a reference to something nasty;

"DUDE! Quit digging in your ass! Now you have rectal butter under your nails!"

"That chick needs to take a damn shower! She smells like rectal butter!"

by m_4_reall March 12, 2010

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Spirits who have homosexual tendencies. It is often theorosized that they are the cause of all homosexuality within this world. They communicate by penetrating their victim's anus with their spirit penis and ejaculating ectoblasm into the inners of their anus. It is considered an honor in some native american societies.

Chris: Oh dude, I felt something in my butt!!??
Liam: wasn't me bro!
Luke: are you fuckin' kidding me?
Chris: No, it's icy hot!
Liam: oh golly gee!
Luke: ...yeah, that must be the rectal ghosts

by DiesIrae92 December 27, 2011

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rectal collar

a crap circle around the neck, usually left after insertion of head into anothers rectum.

After Sammy stuck his head as far as it would go up Mikeys butt, there was a crap circle rectal collar in the same place most people would wear a necklace.

by diogio rome March 28, 2009

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The Rectal Renaissance

When a man inserts his index and middle fingers into his parters anus, pulls it out, thrust his hand into the air and screams, "Shit by any other name would smell just as foul!"

Don't shake Ron's hand, he still has shit under his fingernails from the Rectal Rennasiannce.

by Anonymous January 5, 2003

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