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Raunchitis

The state of having a sore throat due to performing too much oral sex on the previous day and/or night.
Damn girl, you're holding back alot more than is healthy, I think it's fair to diagnose you with raunchitis.
by Ranchgirls October 27, 2020
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Hobbit rancher

Hobbit rancher : an Amish dude trying to Hurd six kids without shoes at Walmart. "They dress like hobbits, kids got dirty feet like hobbits , parents HOBBIT RANCHERS .
Damn that's one of the best Hobbit Ranchers I've even seen!!!
by Hobbit rancher July 20, 2017
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Raunchy Heimlich

When you're tag teaming a bitch doggystyle and guy #1 fucks her so hard that she pukes all over guy #2s dick. Unphased guy 2 crams his dick back down her throat makes her shit on guy #1s dick.
I think we're both gonna need a shower bro, that raunchy heimlich was fuckin' intense brother.
by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020
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Lakewood Ranch High School

Where it is more than common that students get fucked up on drugs and other shit, constantly. You can't see the original concret because of all the dip spit and gum on the ground. Generally filled with gangsters and rednecks. There is literally no trouble in finding the drugs you want.
by Yourniiig March 10, 2011
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Ranch it up

When you and your bros do the horizontal hokey pokey on some freshman fifteens in the quad.
Hey bro, you wanna ranch it up later?
by Superfreeky August 14, 2016
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ranch dog

A sketchy looking female of questionable sanity.

Inspried by the dogs that inhabit the ranches of Mexico. Not exactly pets, they have to fend for themselves and end up a bit mangy and skittish, especially around humans.
by Le Singe June 1, 2006
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Ranchovision

RanchoVision :A widespread and contagious ailment found in male students attending Rancho High School. The condition usually starts at the moment the male student steps foot on campus. The interpretation and standards regarding the physical attractiveness in women drops dramatically, causing every female individual to be “hot”, “cute”, "good looking", or "not bad".

For example, prior to “RanchoVision”, a female is rated 5/10 in attractiveness. When “Rancho Vision” is present, the same female is rated 10/10
Trevor: "Bro did you see that girl?"
Luis: "She's not even cute, bro you must being suffering from Ranchovision."
Trevor: "You're right man let's go ride by Palo"
by ARanchoStudent June 28, 2012
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