raft ass

Raft Ass is a term used in whitewater sports, such as rafting and kayaking, to describe a particularly itchy and unsightly rash, usually located on the ass/buttocks, that afflicts those outdoor enthusiasts, but especially butthole surfers.

•1st year raft guide while dropping trow: “Yo dude, I took so many trips this week & never changed shorts, can you take a look at this?”
•Old school raft guide while examining rash: “Oh, that’s a total rookie mistake & a solid case of raft ass.”
•Butthole surfer kayaker: “Brutal, but nothing a little Budro’s butt paste won’t clear up.”

by Dr. El Bee March 18, 2023

Toilet Raft

To build a small raft from toilet paper so that your poo shall not splash on first descent.

Tiffany: what took you so long, sounded like a wee.
Bruce: Thats what the Toilet Raft wanted you to think.

by Eronzay May 23, 2012

Alex Raftopolous

Alex

a retarded piece of shit and scavenges money for his school lunch. consists of 2 sushis and 2 drinks. dedicates his whole life to his MacBook Pro. Misses 2 weeks of every term cuz he's "sick". addicted to krunker.io, fortnite, slither.io and doodle jump. thinks he is better than Andrew, Ali and john.

Alex Raftopolous get the hell off krunker

by lillegend76 November 11, 2019

foreskins on a raft

Naval slang for chipped beef on toast.

"What are the cooks serving today?"
"Foreskins on a raft."

by wanfuforever January 13, 2014

Rafty

An illegal Cuban immigrant who has come to America (usually Florida) in a raft.

The maid at the Holiday Inn was such a Rafty, she only spoke Spanish.

by D..... January 20, 2008

A Rafter

A non-sexual hand job between two male friends, to improve the mood of one of them.

Hi mate, you feeling down?
Do you need a rafter, there's a 50/50 chance it'll help.

by Blindgoat June 20, 2017

Rafter

Misplaced Canadian with a penchant for crazy marketing schemes. Lover of pizza and all things Richard. Will sell his soul for one more person to join the builders program.

Buy a builders account or I'll lock OT again.

by RSimmons February 3, 2005