rabbi

Someone who is your friend. Or almost anyone. Can also be said to a girl.

Hey, baby, havent seen you for a while, what's layin'?
s'up, rabbi?

to grocery clerk yo, rabbi, wheresa barbecue chicken?
Fresh or frozen, sir?

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) January 15, 2019

krusty rabbi

The process of a hearty womanly qweef in ones eye until one passes out. Results in the crusting over of the poor bastards eye. Once the crust has been removed, you will notice some reddening of the eyes and dialation of pupils.

My doctor says I need to limit my krusty rabbi intake.

by crusty butt pirate March 1, 2011

Rumble Rabbis

Crypto Jew and Shabbos goy commentators on the Rumble video platform who complain all day about companies' woke agendas, but curiously refuse to ever name the Khazarian common link behind them all. Obviously in the service of the nation wreckers who wish to divide and conquer because causing a problem that goes relatively unnoticed is itself useless unless you can also cause outrage and point the finger elsewhere. Typically supports Israeli terror to help wash goyim tax dollars to their Khazarian MIC masters, draft the goyim into war, crush the US with massive debt, and drive angry refugees from the Middle East to America. See also, Walshism.

The Quartering, Salty Cracker, and Rekieta Law are all notorious Rumble Rabbis.

by Objective-Reason Daddy November 3, 2023

Rabbi

A holy man in Judaism
Also one associated with pedophilia and sucking on little babies’ penises

Rabbi suck on a baby’s penis after circumcision

by SemiteGirl January 26, 2024

Rabbi Bradonovich

A Halloween costume consisting of a black bra hanging over your head while wearing black pajamas

Hey Epstein, did you see Benjamin at the Halloween party? You think he could have spent a few dollars and gotten a semi decent costume instead of that Rabbi Bradonovich get up which fooled no one!

by Oscart Mattball September 9, 2023

Rabbi Penile Secretions

A bussin online video gamer who is fine asf, but has a micro penis. Can be used as an insult.

You are acting like RABBI PENILE SECRETIONS right now

by Rabbi penile secretions September 10, 2022

Rabbi

Rabbi, he's gay and bisexual and he prefers tall white woman, he's nice and pretty good at maths, he could pull any girl in the world no matter who it is. He's and African boy and loves football

"oh my god rabbi, harder"

by the duck on the beach May 13, 2022