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Quinceñera

Like the "Sweet 16" that marks the coming of age of bimbos with nothing else to think about, but for Mexican girls who are 15-years-old. It was moved to 15 because most are already pregnant or rarin' to be mamasitas.

Necessities:

--$59.99 dress from the family tienda ("Solamente el mejor para mi hija!") that is preferably turquoise, jade, pink, orange, sapphire, or amarillo.
--big hairdo done by Tia Carlita, to include obligatory hanging tendrils
--shopping mall photo shoot with swirly backgrounds and soft lighting, plus a storybook promenade through the halls lookin' all fancy to the staring crowds
--TACOS TACOS TACOS!
"Did you see Maria in her dress? iQué bonita! I wish my padre had spent as many pesos on my quinceñera when I was her age. But I guess she does have 2 kids, so she deserves to look good for a day."
by Urban Sombrero May 25, 2009
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Quince

“Quince” is the act of of the pussy essentially breathing in amd out with an effect similar to “puckering as well as engorging” simultaneously when aroused in the presence of someone who turns them on or when thinking of sexual fantasies. Much like the flickering of a males penis when aroused, it’s an almost palpable feeling also know as the ladyboner
I knew having sex with this guy would be fire because of the way my pussy would quince when we talked
by QuincePie June 2, 2018
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Quincter

Quivering Sphincter(Aka quivering rectal sphincter/orifice (for med students who know there's more than one sphincter))
A real ass who's too afraid of life as we know it to do.....<insert activity here>
A quincter is as a quincter does.
What a quincter.
She'd take a Quincter like you straight to the shitter. Dont even bother!
by Anon27 July 20, 2008
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Aubrey Quincel

Aubrey Quincel is a term used for stupid bitches that get 0 play. They have a genuine IQ of less than a crawfish getting molested by a crouton. They also tend to think they are bad but they really aren't and have fat rolls covering their chest and stomach. And also go for an entire friend group at once.
Hey Jimbobjoe that stupid nigger is such a Aubrey Quincel shes such a figger naggot.
by Ralphhendry March 6, 2023
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Quince

only the cutest baby in the whole world
that baby is such a quince
by askjfakjeo June 7, 2010
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Dirty Quince

When a toilet bowl is filled with urine, feces, vomit, blood, and semen before being flushed, all delivered from the same individual. Usually accomplished by lustful bulimic men, who find temporary solace in their sorrowful and lonely lives through self-mutilation. Quince or DQ for short.
Entry for 7.17.08: Caught eye contact with Melissa for a moment at work, before she immediately raised her newly bejeweled hand to her face, signaling the obvious. Her embrace would be lovely, but her subtle rejection stings. I will be forever alone, isolated and cursed on an island drifting in a sea of my own dirty quince, lest this absolute and persistent nightmare of an affliction mercifully abandons me.
by leave me, mia August 10, 2008
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Quincey

A very hairy man usually in his late 70s. Most of the time gay and likes to have sex with younger men.
Oh my god look at that nast "Quincey" over there with that young man in the shower!
by Ballsdeep2016 November 5, 2016
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