quimarello

A combination of the words quim and Caramello, the chocolate and caramel candy bar produced by the Cadbury company. Refers to an overproduction of vaginal fluids.

Take a chill pill sista'! Sheesh! If you leaked any more pussy nougat, you'd be a Quimarello!

by Lovely Librarian November 4, 2007

quim-faced loon

(Shakespearean). An insult, bowdlerised in most modern editions as "cream-faced loon". A panicked Servant enters, bringing Macbeth news of English forces advancing on Dunsinane. Macbeth immediately scoffs at his fearful appearance, calling him (in an echo of many anti-feminist expressions encountered in this distinctly androcentric play) "quim-faced".

Enter a SERVANT:
MACBETH: The devil damn thee black, thou quim-faced loon!
Where got'st thou that goose look?
(Macbeth, Act V Scene 3)

by Dr Apple March 23, 2013

quim shot

the ability to fire certain vagine discharge into great blobs, temporarily blinding said male in the game of quim shot

wow, thats a great one duck, your QUIM SHOT got me reet int ring sausage.

by redquim October 17, 2008

quim-ninja

any male who uses martial arts on a vagina. results may vary

I had no idea Steve was a quim-ninja, until he dragon punched my uterus last night.

by RossBC September 11, 2005

quimby

Commonly misunderstood to be the central player in an all male three-way, a "quimby" is actually the male in two woman three-way. Selected by choice bi-curious trim for his long, never-flaccid penis, "quimbies" have been spotted whiffing the occasional bike seat and, upon request, tossing a nicely-groomed woman's salad.

Other common misuses of the word involve chickens and farts.

My best girlfriend and I picked up this amazing quimby last night who took us to entirely new levels of sexual bliss.

by SoCal_Boi August 28, 2010

Quimmery

The female pastime of pruning their private pubic parts in order to make them more attractive and welcoming for visitors to the vaginal palace.

“I’m just doing a bit of quimmery as my fanny’s Forest of Dean is as overgrown as Grotbag’’s growler”.

by Rimmer Hoe October 23, 2019

Quimquaffer

A quaffer of quims, a mingemuncher, a carpet inspector, a connoisseur of the bearded clam

I gave her quim a real good quaffing, so that bakes me a proper Quimquaffer

by johnfannyloz February 8, 2007