douche-quaffle

A stupid person that when they speak sounds like a massive queef.

Everyone thinks that George is a huge douche-quaffle.

by SkarletAngel May 16, 2014

Pussy quaff

To drink the juice of the pussy.

Pussy juice so good it makes you drunk.

Lauren's pussy quaff was dank bro.

by Datboyrr October 27, 2016

Septillion Quaffle

A planet far off in a separate universe inhabited by fleshy puddle like creatures known as Garfunkel Tiddles. They are very jolly and put on a good show doing little dances. But there’s are also Garfunkel Nipples which are very aggressive and murder numerous Garfunkel Tiddles.

“Stop playing before I kick your ass so hard you go all the way to Septillion Quaffle!”

by Quaffle King January 4, 2021

Quaff

a really big hair-do.

Ben Walace's Quaff. Dont touch my Quaff man!!!

by Tyler Sidell May 30, 2006

Quaffles

The flabby bit of skin that hangs off the neck of an wrinkly or fat person.
A quaffle is like a double chin but has extra wobble to it.

justine: ROFLROFLROFL, look at grandpas quaffles wobbling...looks like a wrinkly vagina.

by BAMandthedirtisgone June 11, 2009

Quaffillion

57 thousand zeros that stand alone

(Really just a fancy way of saying zero)

1-"I'll give you a quaffillion dollars for your muffin"
2-"You got yourself a DEAL!"
1- "HAHA! Thats NO money!"
2-"Damn! I'm a dumbass!"

by The_Word_Maker October 9, 2008

quaffle

the main ball used in a quidditch match. the quaffle is thrown through a hoop and is worth 20 points.

Ryan threw the quaffle by Kurt repeatedly until Louise flashed Ryan

by Rdiesal March 11, 2005