poster putty

something that can be used to stick posters on walls.
not to be confused with play-dough.

Sally lived in a rental house so her parents got her poster putty to hang up her posters with. She promptly forgot about it and while cleaning her room put it with her play-dough. several months later Sally found the play-dough and poster putty. They were slightly different shades of blue, and Sally realized that one of them must be the missing poster putty. she then picked up one of the play-dough thinking it was the poster putty, and used it to hang up her new Taylor Swift poster.

THREE YEARS LATER THEY MOVE AWAY. SALLY IS STILL A TAYLOR SWIFT FAN ANT STILL HAS THE POSTER HANGING UP.

Mom-- Sally, you need to take down that poster.
Sally-- fine.

Sally pulls down the poster. The three-year-old blue play-dough has left a huge blue stain on the wall.

by Live_Love_Laugh December 22, 2010

felch putty

the delectable combination of spunk and arse-juice found in one's brown eye prior to completion of the act of felching

'How can you say you don't give a damn Rhett, when our felch-putty is still wet on your moustache!' cried Scarlett in despair. (from Gone With the Wind by Margaret Mitchell)

by N North May 6, 2003

willy putty

Shmegma or semen.

That danm circumsized fool just wiped his willy putty on me.

by Mitchca April 26, 2006

Pepper Putty

When one drops a deuce and the fecies is a green, pastey texture that burns the hole, and is nearly impossible to wipe.

I Had a bad case of Pepper Putty all week, doctor.

by Li Spatch April 19, 2009

silly putty buddy

When two or more bros put their dicks in the same big ol' piece of silly putty, or use that same hunk of putty as a double sided dildo.

Note: NOT GAY, just 2 dudes enjoying some sweet putty smashing

Bro 1: Hey bro, tryna become my silly putty buddy?

Bro 2: Hell yeah broseph, let's raw dog that putt!

by the mysterious j & batman April 10, 2019

cutty putty

n. semen, spunk, jizz

I heard Esteban—the handsome Salvadoran—filled your sister up with cutty putty, amigo.

by D. Mum July 7, 2008

tittytappin da putty tat

inserting a corncob into a golpher hole at a rapid pace

i am gonna start tittytappin da putty tat that works at my office because she is fine.

by skippy d November 1, 2007