Pussy Work

An extensive list of chores a man has to do before his wife or girlfriend gives him sex.

Adam: "Did you score last night?"
Jason: "No, I have to do some pussy work before I get some."

by deadringer090909 July 18, 2009

Pussy Eating Princess

A high maintenance lesbian.

My sister is SUCH a pussy eating princess.

by PROMISE November 23, 2013

Pussy coma

When the pussy so good you fall into a deep sleep after sex and don't even remember falling asleep.

pussy coma Damn, that cat was so good it put me in a pissy coma and I don't even remember falling asleep.

by Jokerk February 23, 2017

pussy stomp

When a girl is laying down and you stomp on her pussy. Meant to be violent and painful. Coined by Joe G from Camden North Carolina.

"I'm gonna fucking pussy stomp that bitch"

by Darwin Carver October 15, 2018

Pussy Lids

When you’re high as fuck and your eyelids are 3/4 shut and the side view of your eye looks like a hairy pussy

“We got so high last night, did you see Gavin’s eyes? He had mad pussy lids”

by pussylids69 January 30, 2019

pussy-n-views

A phrase coined by boxer Tyan Booth as the simplest way to explain a method used by shallow ego driven males for managing a media platform or creating content in a specific manner. Solely to attract attention for themselves even if it requires being disingenuous and/or using a subject matter that has no relevance to them. The main intent is to achieve the 'end' of get attention from women for the purpose of "doing well sexually" via the 'means' of first growing your platform and getting your content, and as a direct result, yourself, noticed by women... And hopefully then "doing well sexually"

He follows boxers around with a camera relying on their fame for pussy-n-views

All he wants is clicks for pussy-n-views

He was never "doing well sexually" so now all he wants is pussy-n-views

It's all about pussy-n-views

by bent legs March 6, 2020

Pussy concussion

Pussy concussion happens due to blunt force trauma of hand, dick or paddle. Knocking pussy out cold. Only form of cure known at the moment is oral resuscitation.

If you are not practiced at oral resuscitation, please, seek immediate and urgent care from a Pussy Concussion Healer and practiced medician.

*Scarlet was thrilled with the veracious appetite of her lover, until she had to seek treatments for her pussy concussion”

by whydoidothethingsthatido October 15, 2021