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Presbyterian

A denomination of the Protestant Christian religion, typically known as the service oriented denomination as well as one of the more liberal Christian denomination. Focus on predestination (belief that God has a predetermined plan for your life) and grace (God's free gift of love that one can not deserve and can not earn). All races, genders, sexualities, etc are welcome.
I got tired of my faith community being judgmental so I became Presbyterian.

Helping with the local soup kitchen was sponsored by First Presbyterian Church.
by acbrasvolleychick18.6 January 8, 2011
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Christmas present

A very lame, 3 definition, Urban Dictionary present for cuteuwu Mingjie <3
by plant julie December 22, 2020
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i got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell

This phrase was made famous by Christopher Walken in the SNL sketch "More Cowbell". He plays a famous record producer, who insists that Blue Oyster Cult increase the volume of the cowbell in their studio recording takes of "Don't Fear the Reaper".
Walken (as record producer): "I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell!"
by Moose Boy May 2, 2008
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presence

I want a shoulder to lean on
same strength as mine
a tongue thatll speak sincerely
since really, sin's in me, sin's in you
but we exercise for a love that feels new
coz its worth it, the life, the time, the weight and the work
I want two lips to french kiss my soul
touch me inappropriately in places noones been before
someone with the audacity to like me
my monsters and saints
i want presence. i need presence.
I am a chemist, a physicist, a biologist
by Krkič February 29, 2020
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paresh

one of the 3 major gods. Equivalent to Shiva.
a lucky god and distributor of luck, destroyer of evil.
My dad was such a paresh at the dance, he's the best chaperone ever.
by jenna223 March 18, 2008
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john prescott

Class hating northern twat.

Hates anyone who has money or tries to better themselves, believes he is a man of the people !!

Yeah, John the only people you represent are beer swilling embittered failures who resent everyone else who got up of their arses and got a real job.
Abject failure in every politic task he has been given.

Integrated Transport Policy - Total Fuck Up

More Homes in the South East - Total Fuck Up

More Rights to Pikey Scum - success

Oh Well thats all right then !!!
by Bonnie Bert May 3, 2005
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El Presador

The name for a white man who sounds like a black man. Also a guy who has entertaining gaming commentaries on YouTube
"Look at that dumbass"
"Beastin'"
"I could write a fucking novel in the time it takes this motherfucker to reload "

---Yep, thats El Presador
by CodexRios December 3, 2010
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