pooping on the clock

the act of taking an extra long break at work to poop

this is beneficial because you are still getting paid (whether it be hourly, or salary), and you'll feel good too.

mr. bojangles told me to file the tps reports. but i think i'd rather be pooping on the clock.

by TeeKaih November 6, 2009

pooping off

Jacking off whilst pooping.

Trent: Mom, don't interrupt me while I'm pooping off
Trent's mom: Sorry son
Trent's Dad: hurry up, I wanna poop off too
Trent: Wait your turn

by Yung Pizza May 6, 2014

puping

The intense expulsion of the contents of one's stomach and intestines by simultaneously puking and pooping actions. The regurgitating portion usually occurs through the mouth and sometimes the nose, while excrement exits out of the anus. It is usually the result of a night of binge drinking which eventually leads to loss of all bowel and esophagus control.

Mike: "Dude, so Dan ended last week's formal party by puping into a toilet while his date held his hand. He then proceeded to pass out on a bare mattress with a teddy bear on one hand, while his other hand flipped the finger."
Ray: "WagoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo!!!"
Joe: "Yeah, well Sal took so many Irish Car Bombs at The Ruck last night that he passed in the shower puping. The water was of course running."

by RaymondJT August 13, 2010

pumping

The sexual act of thrusting objects in and out of a ladies Front Bottom or rusty bullet hole or the aforemantioned of a man. Can be a act of self particpation or shared with a partner of group.

Michael was keen to experiment in the bedroom department. Jane too. Although the act of pumping will not be revisited after Jane returned the compliment.

by WaterBoy June 19, 2006

poping

Drinking large amounts of Dextromethorphan Hydrobromide (DXM)based cough syrup, and then embarking on an adventure while wandering around neighborhoods or parks all night. This is usually done while listening to Punk rock music from a portable jambox.

Todd, TJ, and Skelton spent a lot of time poping in the 80's

by Toddly September 11, 2006

pooping palace

A secretly designated toilet/bathroom at work where a person sneaks off to go number 2. Typically a bathroom away from high traffic areas where pooping noises can't be heard by others, and also rarely used by other people so there is time for the smell to disseminate before someone uses it again.

"I had to take a huge steamy dump at work so I snuck off to the pooping palace to save myself the embarrassment."

by SamanthaEm January 26, 2009

Pumping Gas

The action of masturbation.

Can be done to one's self, such as pumping your own gas, or have it done by another, in the action of having your gas pumped.

After she left me for another guy, I had to go back to pumping my own gas to shitty porn.

Last night this chick was pumping my gas, no questions asked.

Pumping gas, we all do it at soome point.

by ives1337 August 10, 2010