A very complicated series of actions that starts off with a bottle of Hawaiian Punch. Mix the Hawaiian Punch with some rum or vodka untill the booze to juice ratio is about 2:1. Once you have achieved the perfect combination, mix that shit up real good in a water bottle and get yo drank on. After you realize you drank way more than your limits, you gonna need a bucket homie! Welcome back lunch cuz u gonna be spitin cookies everywhere! This method of drinking is usually used to pregame before an important event such as a Presidential Election, a game of Lasertag, taking the SATs,or even at childbirth.
Danny: "Hey Tara i think you might have overdone it a little! Your gonna really feel The Hawaiian Punch soon!"
Tara: "Dont worry ill be fine for lasertag"
Danny: "But look what you did to that poor picnic table! Where are the kiddies supposed to eat lunch now???"
Tara: "Dont worry ill be fine for lasertag"
Danny: "But look what you did to that poor picnic table! Where are the kiddies supposed to eat lunch now???"
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